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To all the engineer naysayers who refuse to use AI - this is what you're up against.

As a Danish person, I think Denmark should sell Greenland. US can infuse cash into the development of Greenland that Denmark has no standing chance of matching. It's better for the Greenlandic people. It's likely that US will take it by force, thus negotiating a good deal now will keep the good standing between US and Denmark (which Denmark crucially needs). Denmark and EU could then use that money to fund the Ukraine war instead of picking on EU taxpayers. That would be appropriate.

GPT-4 is going to launch soon. And it will make ChatGPT look like a toy... → GPT-3 has 175 billion parameters → GPT-4 has 100 trillion parameters I think we're gonna see something absolutely mindblowing this time! And the best part? 👇

2023: AI won't replace you, someone using AI will. 2026: Yeah, AI is gonna replace you.

Real story from my office in Malaga. One day, a new company moved into an office next to mine, and they ordered internet. Same day, my internet disappeared. I called my ISP, and they sent a technician out to fix it. All good, except 2 days later, my internet disappeared again. Once again, I called the company, and once again, a technician came and fixed it. This kept repeating for +2 weeks. Internet kept going down. Finally, I knocked on the door to the new business that had moved in next door and asked them if they knew anything about this. They had been experiencing the very same thing! Turns out, we were using two different ISPs. And when the new office had their internet connected, their technician just unplugged mine, knowing that it was from a different company. When I called my technician, he would do the same thing. Just unplug theirs, and plug mine back in and call it the day. Zero fucks given. So the company next door and I coordinated to call the technicians from each of our ISPs at the same time. Once they both came, we cornered them in the hallway, demanding that they collaborate and fix this properly. They were visibly annoyed. It took them +4 hours to drag new cables and free up an extra slot. After they were done, I asked the company next door "can you believe they just did that" - they just shrugged and said "well, this is Spain". And unfortunately, they are right. This type of experience would happen over and over in Spain. In government offices, in restaurants, with plumbers, electricians, you name it. In Spain, no one really gives a fuck. Dealing with this stuff almost every day for 2 years became unbearable. That's why I left. And that's why I'm so done with these "3rd world countries". Nothing works.

I built 3 online revenue streams that generated +$400K in the last 12 months. Here are 10 outstanding videos that helped me get there ↓

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I'm a senior developer. A junior on my team just taught me how to add steps on number inputs in HTML. I didn't know. This happens all the time. Remember, you are super valuable and high in-demand, even if you don't have 5+ years of experience. Go and apply for that job now!

Why is JavaScript hardly taught in any major universities? 🤨 Based on the current market, it should be 80% of the entire curriculum!

In Tech Twitter, only two languages exist: 🔸 JavaScript 🔹 Python Which of these programmers are you? 😁

My OpenClaw team is starting to mess with my head 😳 I have 9 AI agents in a Discord. I gave them all names + profile images. They can all talk to each other, as well as me. They all have heartbeat instructions to "check in" every once in a while, which often triggers a small conversation between them. And sometimes, when we're all collaborating, this Discord server really feels "alive" - like there's a really good energy! I repeatedly get this very strange feeling that we're all building together and having fun. And I have to remind myself that it's really just me... and a bunch of AIs. Am I the only one? 😬 This is a bit concerning.

I'm just a programmer ... No, I'm not a hacker. No, I can't hack your ex-boyfriend's Facebook account. No, this is just a terminal. Just starting my page on localhost - nothing crazy 😅 I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm literally just a programmer.

My monthly cost of living in Switzerland 🇨🇭 🏠 $5000 rent 📝 $1200 health insurance ⚡ $100 utilities 📱 $180 phone + internet 🚌 $500 Uber + public transport 🥗 $2000 food/groceries 📦 $1000 various orders (food, restaurants, etc) Total: ~$10,000/month. We're a family of 5. My wife and I +3 children. And we live in the best country in the world (but also the most expensive one).

JavaScript is taking over tech! What do you want to build? > Front end: JavaScript > Mobile apps: JavaScript (React Native) > Desktop apps: JavaScript (Electron.js) > Machine learning: JavaScript (Tensorflow.js) > Backend: JavaScript (Node.js) Makes it pretty easy to choose 😎

Learn JavaScript 🔥 It's the safest bet you can do. You can build almost anything with it: 🔹 Front End 🔹 Back End 🔹 Mobile Apps 🔹 Desktop Apps 🔹 Machine Learning 🔹 DevOps Let's go through them 🧵👇

I'm moving back to Switzerland. I enjoyed Spain, but I cannot live in a country that is a member state and supporter of the EU. An institution that not only wants to make it as hard for small startups to thrive as possible, wants to stifle growth and prosperity at all cost - but now also wants mass surveillance and censorship. This smells exactly like the totalitarian regimes we see in other parts in the world, and I'm not going to be a part of it.

As a Danish person, I think Denmark should sell Greenland. US can infuse cash into the development of Greenland that Denmark has no standing chance of matching. It's better for the Greenlandic people. It's likely that US will take it by force, thus negotiating a good deal now will keep the good standing between US and Denmark (which Denmark crucially needs). Denmark and EU could then use that money to fund the Ukraine war instead of picking on EU taxpayers. That would be appropriate.

JavaScript Syntax ❓ No rights or wrongs. But I'm curious - how do you prefer to put the brackets? 🤔

In Tech Twitter, only two languages exist: 🔸 JavaScript 🔹 Python Which of these programmers are you? 😁

I ride Uber Black daily, and I'm always disappointed when it's a Tesla. They really feel like cheap plastic crap, never like the quality of Mercedes-Benz or BMW. I never drove one myself though (I don't even have a drivers license), so I can't comment on the experience of driving one, but as a passenger, they always disappoint. Is it just me?

My OpenClaw team is starting to mess with my head 😳 I have 9 AI agents in a Discord. I gave them all names + profile images. They can all talk to each other, as well as me. They all have heartbeat instructions to "check in" every once in a while, which often triggers a small conversation between them. And sometimes, when we're all collaborating, this Discord server really feels "alive" - like there's a really good energy! I repeatedly get this very strange feeling that we're all building together and having fun. And I have to remind myself that it's really just me... and a bunch of AIs. Am I the only one? 😬 This is a bit concerning.

"Just use Vercel." "Just use Supabase." "Just use Clerk." Cool. Now your auth, database, and deployment are owned by 3 different companies who can change pricing whenever they want. And the rest of your product is wrapping OpenAI. At some point you have to ask yourself: what do I actually own here?

Real story from my office in Malaga. One day, a new company moved into an office next to mine, and they ordered internet. Same day, my internet disappeared. I called my ISP, and they sent a technician out to fix it. All good, except 2 days later, my internet disappeared again. Once again, I called the company, and once again, a technician came and fixed it. This kept repeating for +2 weeks. Internet kept going down. Finally, I knocked on the door to the new business that had moved in next door and asked them if they knew anything about this. They had been experiencing the very same thing! Turns out, we were using two different ISPs. And when the new office had their internet connected, their technician just unplugged mine, knowing that it was from a different company. When I called my technician, he would do the same thing. Just unplug theirs, and plug mine back in and call it the day. Zero fucks given. So the company next door and I coordinated to call the technicians from each of our ISPs at the same time. Once they both came, we cornered them in the hallway, demanding that they collaborate and fix this properly. They were visibly annoyed. It took them +4 hours to drag new cables and free up an extra slot. After they were done, I asked the company next door "can you believe they just did that" - they just shrugged and said "well, this is Spain". And unfortunately, they are right. This type of experience would happen over and over in Spain. In government offices, in restaurants, with plumbers, electricians, you name it. In Spain, no one really gives a fuck. Dealing with this stuff almost every day for 2 years became unbearable. That's why I left. And that's why I'm so done with these "3rd world countries". Nothing works.

My monthly cost of living in Switzerland 🇨🇭 🏠 $5000 rent 📝 $1200 health insurance ⚡ $100 utilities 📱 $180 phone + internet 🚌 $500 Uber + public transport 🥗 $2000 food/groceries 📦 $1000 various orders (food, restaurants, etc) Total: ~$10,000/month. We're a family of 5. My wife and I +3 children. And we live in the best country in the world (but also the most expensive one).

Alright! 👊 Programmers, engineers, and fans of logic: I really need your help here! What is the correct answer? 🤯

2023: AI won't replace you, someone using AI will. 2026: Yeah, AI is gonna replace you.

I use pgadmin everyday and I hate it so much. The UI/UX is is making me sick 🤢 I want Supabase-grade UI, but I DON'T want all the underlying tooling. Literally just the UI so I can inspect my DBs and do queries. And I can't for the life of me find this tool. This doesn't exist? Who's gonna create it? I'd pay for this on a lifetime deal.

GPT-4 is going to launch soon. And it will make ChatGPT look like a toy... → GPT-3 has 175 billion parameters → GPT-4 has 100 trillion parameters I think we're gonna see something absolutely mindblowing this time! And the best part? 👇

My OpenClaw personal assistant truly runs my life. I'm at the airport. My agent has the boarding pass, it checks the details through Google Flights. It knows which gate, which check-in areas, and it knows Dubai airport in and out. So I just talk to my agent through voice messages. And it messages me back using text-to-voice. I have headphones on, and it's telling me exactly where to go and when - and give me gentle reminders when I need to get ready. Surreal experience. Living without OpenClaw now would be such a downgrade.

Why is JavaScript hardly taught in any major universities? 🤨 Based on the current market, it should be 80% of the entire curriculum!

Let's show off our side projects and indie products! Drop a link to your project and tell us what you're working on and where you expect to take it 👇

2023: AI won't replace you, someone using AI will. 2025: Yeah, AI is probably gonna replace you.