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Bachelor party update: My dad just had rotator cuff surgery and so we picked a low key activity where he wouldn’t get hurt. He was supposed to sit and drink beer. He insisted on playing. This was his first ball. Back to the orthopedic surgeon 💪🏻🤞

This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.

The most selfish thing you can do is plan an international wedding. Putting your 84 year old grandma on a 14 hour flight and making your family burn 6 vacation days and 2 months pay to see you get married is a vibe.

I quit alcohol for 6 weeks. I noticed nothing. Only less time with friends, laughter, less vibrant conversation. Went home earlier. Said no to more social things. Started drinking casually again. All those things returned.

BREAKING: Musk is now running Twitter with less than 50 key employees, down for 7,500 at its peak. “Everything is normal, we may be profitable soon.” He says.

My high school girlfriend dumped me because I was mowing lawns and found another guy who got a job at Abercrombie. I made about 10x the money he did back then. They went on to get married. He went on to found a hedge fund & makes 5x the money I do now. She made the right call.

I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter. Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably dont want to hear. 👇👇

18 yr old who has never earned $1 and doesn’t know how to do their own laundry: Bank: here’s a $200k loan to attend Emerson, die your hair and study gender. 25 yr old trade school grad, makes $150 an hr, wants to buy a equipment for his plumbing co: Bank: too risky. Declined.

The world is run by C students.

I have a family member who lives 20 minutes outside downtown Minneapolis in an apartment complex. Said half of the residents are Somalians here illegally. All of them on full welfare with rent paid. Everybody knows they all voted as well. She pays $1600 a month to live there. And she has a job. They do not (at least a taxable job) and live there for free. Why are people upset about what ICE is doing right now? There are 100,000 Somalians living in Twin Cities illegally. All getting welfare and rent. Why are hotels in NYC filled with immigrants and why is our government paying for it? Why are they allowed welfare without proof of citizenship? I'm far from a right winger. I generally don't care about politics or pay any attention. This just doesn't make any sense and anybody who argues for protecting this in any way is just an idiot. 99% of Americans would vote against illegal immigrants getting government assistance. Especially full rent payments. But they still do? Why? This is crazy. And people are still complaining about what is happening in MN right now? This is idiotic.

Overheard at my local pub: "I'm 60 years old and don't have enough money to retire and Elon Musk has a trillion dollars. Its a messed up world." The guy was sitting at a pub drinking $7 beers for like 3 hours.

Starlink is saving lives right now in NC. Elon deserves a Nobel Prize.

Caitlin Clark about to get PAID! (like an accounting major who graduated with straight Bs from Lehigh working a job for a mid sized company in Cincinnati)

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let your daughters go to college in New York City. You will pay $360k for her to end up 40 years old, single, on Prozac, with purple hair going to ICE rallies. SEND HER TO AN SEC SCHOOL AND HAVE GRANDKIDS.

Travel sports. The largest drain on middle class finances in the history of the world. It’s a sad deal.

At a kindergarten graduation in Athens GA. 75% of the girls had the same answer for their career choice. The woke mind can’t comprehend the beauty of southern culture.

This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.

About to read the bible for the first time. Where should I start?

Thank god for HOA rules. People wanting to grow veggies in their front yards, leaving trees untrimmed, not getting weed control treatments. Parking dumb shit like trailers, boats and RVs in driveways. Doing work on cars in driveway. I’ll never live in a neighborhood without the rules.

A grown man who makes over $150k a year should never climb a ladder or get on a roof. You can pay somebody $30 an hour to take that risk for you. A fall is a top 10 life risk and can mess up everything. Stupidity.

Need a ruling. Is a kid sitting on your lap using the steering wheel at 12 mph on a private gravel road SO dangerous?

I added this deck to one of my rental properties. I was able to take the rent up from $700 to $1200 per month. The tenant moved out but I rented it quickly at the higher amount. This is the way you make more cash as a landlord AND make your tenants lives better. Win win.

I was pro tariffs. Until about 30 of our clients at Somewhere dot com cancelled searches over the past three weeks. Hiring freezes all over the place. Hit me in the pocket book already. REMOVE TARIFFS.

BAN SPORTS BETTING. It is ruining lives. It is highly additive. More and more men are getting hurt. Families torn apart. Leading to suicide, divorce, destruction. Unreal we are letting them advertise to our public 24/7.

You guys are spending your Sunday nights watching grown men fight over a ball. I’m making cold calls and working on my business plans. It is SOOO easy to win in this life just by working hard.. Zig when everyone else zags.

Everybody thinks they need a pistol or a fancy AR-15 to protect their homes. The best strategy: A $500 pump shotgun. Why? - safer around kids - wayyy easier to use - legal everywhere in US Why pump? Racking a shell into the chamber is the most horrifying sound in the

A mortgage payment doesn't go up for 30 years. My parents still pay $420 a mo on a 200 acre farm + house they bought in 1998. Rent goes up 5%+ per year. Compound that over 30 years and its 4.5x higher. People who argue that renting is better are simply wrong.

All my dad friends with 10-18 year old sons can’t get them to do anything with them. Want to go camping? Nope. Want to go on a hike? Nope. Want to ride bikes? Nope. Want a girlfriend? Nope. Want to get your license? Nope. They’re all addicted to video games.

Bill Belichick news makes me sad. The guy about to sign a multi year deal to spend 70 hours a week rebuilding a football program. At 72 years old. Had 3 kids with a wife he never saw. Cheated / Divorced in 2006. Dating a 24 year old. Wtf.

I did a consulting call today with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job. 30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife. This is a really tough spot to be in. Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month. Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and profitable to leave. Golden handcuffs. It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation and go buy or start a company. It’s hard to get excited about scraping and fixing toilets or power washing sidewalks when you make $75 an hour at your day job. And it’s impossible to feel comfortable buying a company if you don’t start out lower and work your way up (with that stuff that isn’t exciting when you get a taste of decent money). Difficult stuff.

Inheritance taxes don’t make any sense. If somebody works their whole life and pays taxes on money they make… Why the hell should it be taxed again just to keep the money and assets in the family if a person dies?

I have a family member who lives 20 minutes outside downtown Minneapolis in an apartment complex. Said half of the residents are Somalians here illegally. All of them on full welfare with rent paid. Everybody knows they all voted as well. She pays $1600 a month to live there. And she has a job. They do not (at least a taxable job) and live there for free. Why are people upset about what ICE is doing right now? There are 100,000 Somalians living in Twin Cities illegally. All getting welfare and rent. Why are hotels in NYC filled with immigrants and why is our government paying for it? Why are they allowed welfare without proof of citizenship? I'm far from a right winger. I generally don't care about politics or pay any attention. This just doesn't make any sense and anybody who argues for protecting this in any way is just an idiot. 99% of Americans would vote against illegal immigrants getting government assistance. Especially full rent payments. But they still do? Why? This is crazy. And people are still complaining about what is happening in MN right now? This is idiotic.