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Even my Face ID is confused. I'm transitioning...

can I pee on you? lol!

My former fiance threatened to make fabricated and scandalous public accusations about me unless I paid her $9 million in one week. Two years later, a Judge ordered her to pay me $584,199.16 for fees I spent defending my innocence. It started on April 6th, 2021 with a

My lungs aged 19 years after having COVID. After 18 months and numerous interventions, my lungs still have not regained full capacity. + In 2021, my lung capacity was age 26. + By Nov 2022, after getting covid, my lung capacity was age 45. + Now 2024, my lung capacity is age 37. My covid symptoms were very mild and lasted only 3 days. Lung therapies below.

Death was my only wish for 10 years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫶🏻

I achieved the best recorded sleep score in history. Eight months of perfect, 100% sleep. Spent a year learning how to do it. Here are 10 habits that fixed my terrible sleep... 🧵

AG1 is an empty promise. Why am I poasting about AG1? To highlight the depths of our societal sickness. Insurance companies actively avoid being helpful. Government recommendations are lobby-led. Fast food is on every corner. Algorithms do with you as they please. The environment is polluted. Our food supply is dirty AF. The supplement market is a disaster. Where do we find refuge? AG1, a nutrition company, surely has your back? It promises “75 vitamins, minerals, whole-food sourced superfoods, probiotics and adaptogens” in one scoop. Meanwhile, AG1: + Pixie-dusting: providing a fraction of clinically effective doses + 49 out of ~70 ingredients (70%) have an unknown dose - that’s insane + 20% of your monthly AG1 payment ($16) goes to the influencer directly, and in perpetuity + After over fourteen years in the market, AG1 has done one small study looking at subjective feelings. Nothing measuring clinically relevant biomarkers. No medical doctors on their research team. This is about more than AG1. This is about companies leveraging clever marketing, paying authority figures (influencers) to parrot their talking points, and taking advantage of the individual to spend their hard earned money trying to navigate the gauntlet of our current Die society.

Sleep is your #1 life priority. Fight for it as hard as anything else you do in life.

let’s hangout

My super blood reduced my Dad’s age by 25 years My father's (70 yo) speed of aging slowed by the equivalent of 25 years after receiving 1 liter of my plasma, and has remained at that level even six months after the therapy. What does that mean? The older we get, the faster we

Health is forgotten until it's the only thing that matters.

Dubai rn They cloud seeded this rainfall; now they know where drainage is needed

I passed. Too expensive for what you get.

I’ll make Blueprint Zero-BS (an AG1 knockoff) and get it to you for ~$30/mo if 100,000 sign up for a year supply. We estimate ingredients cost <$10 (they sell it for $99). Label would have dose transparency.

Even my Face ID is confused. I'm transitioning...

Death was my only wish for 10 years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫶🏻

Designing my tombstone. What should it say?

I got really skinny the first year of Blueprint and lost a lot of facial volume. We started Project Baby Face 10 months ago. How are we doing?

My night time erections are now better than the average 18 year old. Last night was 179 minutes. Here's the data. Night time erections are a biomarker for cardiovascular, physiological and sexual health.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but hate will only feed me. (jk on sticks and stones, my wolverine bones are top .02% of 30 yr olds)

To make sure I understand the situation, and so I can do more of it, what exactly makes me weird?

My lungs aged 19 years after having COVID. After 18 months and numerous interventions, my lungs still have not regained full capacity. + In 2021, my lung capacity was age 26. + By Nov 2022, after getting covid, my lung capacity was age 45. + Now 2024, my lung capacity is age 37. My covid symptoms were very mild and lasted only 3 days. Lung therapies below.

You can be honest…

What are you reading this weekend?

I injected Botox into my penis.  It increases penis length by 1 cm. It also improves: + erection hardness + peak systolic velocity + end diastolic velocity + sexual health satisfaction Therapy was built on a double-blind randomized placebo-controlled prospective comparative

hey death defenders, make your best argument...

My former fiance threatened to make fabricated and scandalous public accusations about me unless I paid her $9 million in one week. Two years later, a Judge ordered her to pay me $584,199.16 for fees I spent defending my innocence. It started on April 6th, 2021 with a

Which country would we trust to meet visiting aliens?