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the gulf of mexico should’ve been renamed to sea señor.

nyc girlfriends after finding out you voted for trump.

every millennial is now paying apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. almost like the male mind was built for this.

elon just capped all government agency spending cards at $1. pretty crazy that no one can book travel, no one can expense anything. every dollar now requires explicit approval. most efficiency efforts start top down, cutting waste where it’s obvious. elon flips this to cut everything, then selectively re-enable what’s actually necessary. it’s first-principles budget reform. incredibly fascinating to see it being applied to govt at scale.

the craziest thing to me is that gonorrhea would’ve been the absolute perfect brand name for diarrhea medication.

18 years.

be greedy when others are fearful.

zuck: asian wife trump: imported wife bezos: latina gf mitch mcconnell: asian wife jd vance: indian wife jeb bush: latina wife 15/16 of my white guy friends are all with asians. trend has been brewing for a while but fascinating now that it has insanely more visibility.

i asked my german friend if she knew the square root of 81 & she said no.

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?” “god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!” “how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?” “omg that sounds delightful”.

what’s insane is that even at a funeral trump is never out of character, which makes him paradoxically more believable than most politicians who endlessly shapeshift. in a way, it’s almost like watching an art installation where context collapses, but the piece stays the same. you could put it in a church, a stadium, a funeral, or a boardroom it’ll still be trump, looping.

once you realize half of nyc is just adults with allowances, things will make more sense.

one under discussed part of the mamdani campaign was the usage of the video filters. every video used the same soft, humanizing tone consistently. it crafted a world around him. an aesthetic, almost utopian one. close shots, warm tones, delicate pacing. it framed him as the delivery vehicle for a better feeling reality. beautifully cinematic. no surprise, his mom is a well known filmmaker. this was vibe warfare. & he won. you have to understand how modern culture works in order to partake in it no matter what your underlying mission is.

working at a big company is basically an accelerated course in how power actually works. once you see the sheer level of inefficiency, rent-seeking, & arbitrary decision-making, it kind of breaks all illusions about big companies. the best part is realizing that half the people in charge have no clue what they’re doing but just sound confident. once you internalize that, you stop overestimating the competition & start realizing that most barriers to entry are just psychological.

nyc girlfriends after finding out you voted for trump.

it’s absolutely unclear to me why people still purchase cars that are not tesla’s.

JD Vance’s wife is indian btw.

in nyc there is a whole sub culture of independent ppl trying to fill their time with extracurricular activities or hobbies to fill the hole in their soul of yearning for ____.

elon just capped all government agency spending cards at $1. pretty crazy that no one can book travel, no one can expense anything. every dollar now requires explicit approval. most efficiency efforts start top down, cutting waste where it’s obvious. elon flips this to cut everything, then selectively re-enable what’s actually necessary. it’s first-principles budget reform. incredibly fascinating to see it being applied to govt at scale.

zohran mamdani gave out $35 per hour to shovel snow to any person, so naturally each side walk intersection is now being shoveled by like 7 ppl. this is exactly how the government operates: without thinking about any second order affects & also because spending other ppl’s money (tax) is super duper easy. show me the incentives & i will show you the outcome.

zuck: asian wife trump: imported wife bezos: latina gf mitch mcconnell: asian wife jd vance: indian wife jeb bush: latina wife 15/16 of my white guy friends are all with asians. trend has been brewing for a while but fascinating now that it has insanely more visibility.

can someone share with me how a 44 year old woman can get pregnant naturally? serious question.

denmark should just sell greenland to the u.s. for $2 trillion, wipe out their debt, start a sovereign wealth fund, & fatfire as the world’s bougiest welfare state. why would you *not* do it?

i knew a girl in nyc who started a speed dating company. ran it for about a year before pulling the plug. the problem she faced was that the men just wouldn’t show up or ever sign up. not even when tickets were free. not even when she begged her guy friends to come fill chairs. she was drowning in demand from women but couldn’t manufacture interest from men to save her life. eventually, she shut the whole thing down. what lesson do you take away from this?

forget the pandemic, there is a literal epidemic of women who cannot find anyone they want to be with—it feels like we are at the precipice of a radical new cultural reality that is changing so fast that most people do not have the capacity to keep up.

why do people still drink alcohol? the roi on it makes no sense anymore.

women today are able to fight natural urges in ways no one could’ve ever imagined—with profound distractions, games that simply never end, & junk void of any real meaning to fill the gaps. see my previous tweets on why long term relationships are a thing of the past, precisely because it’s completely normal for most women to believe in whatever they want regardless of any merit or truth & it’s easy to convince yourself of anything you want with the intense amount of information that exists on the internet. in america most women are now taught only to love themselves above everyone else & that likely comes with consequences of never being able to love anything else even remotely equally. if anything triggers any remote shifts in this it’ll cause a natural flight/fight response & the answer will almost always be flight. with enough of these, it’ll simply be avoidance of it altogether at scale which is exactly what is happening.

a century ago, the richest guy alive couldn’t get penicillin, air conditioning, or instant global communication. today, a minimum wage worker has access to those things. so, what *exactly* is wealth today?

did the administration think of the downstream effects of $100k h1b fee? let’s maybe try mapping it out, shall we? the h1b tightening (or even just the perception that h1b is a dead end) potentially nukes the intl student pipeline. right now intl tuition is a subsidy engine. full freight chinese & indian students bankroll the entire higher ed budget model. if job prospects vanish, that revenue collapses. if this happens universities cut research budgets, hire fewer postdocs, labs shrink. the us’s comparative advantage in STEM production erodes. rankings slip because rankings are basically a weighted combo of research output, funding, & prestige. that then feeds back into fewer elite applicants, further decline. then companies that depended on the churn of cheap phd labor for innovation (esp semiconductors, biotech, ai labs) lose a critical feedstock. the us historically imported brains as a growth hack.. killing h1b is essentially self sabotage.

i don’t get why people still use bulky over ear headphones when airpods pro have incredible noise canceling + device switching + excellent sound quality. for everyday + flight use, airpods pro obliterate most of the use cases imho.