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Another day, another patient that says “I’m here for a second opinion, the last dentist said I have 10 cavities” Amount of cavities she has: zero

Had a guy come in today, mid thirties…hasn’t been to the dentist in over 10 years. Told me “I’m sure it’s gonna be bad, I don’t know why I waited so long” - No cavities - Barely any plaque/buildup - No gingivitis - All 4 wisdom teeth - Straight teeth How do you explain that?

A conversation health twitter will need to address one day

Almost none of you understand how HIPAA works and it’s embarrassing. I’m allowed to say hi to people if I see them at Whole Foods. Saying hi is very different from saying “HEY JERRY HOWS THAT GIANT ABSCESS IN YOUR SKULL?”

There’s a 1 in 83,000 chance of listerosis from eating deli meat during pregnancy, yet every woman and doctor repeats “don’t eat deli meat” For some reason, exercising caution with Tylenol is unwarranted. You’d think Tylenol was an essential vitamin with no alternatives.

Your mildly autistic cousin who doesn’t like eye contact isn’t who RFK is talking about. He’s talking about people like my patients daughter who doesn’t like “transitions” and screams every time she goes through a doorway. Did you think “spectrum” meant vibes? Essays?

So you want to reverse a cavity and remineralize your teeth . . . This is how I optimize my patients against cavities (and myself, too).

You’re less than 6 months from a huge leap in quality of life, and with free access to some of the best minds around the world, and many would rather complain and find excuses. I’m not usually the motivational posting type but get out there and do it.

Is there a petition to make car headlights less bright? It’s gotten out of control.

Your stomach is a hydrochloric acid meat machine and you think an apple cider vinegar gummy bear will fix your low acid?

I just got a phone call from the "Board of Dentistry" They said there was illegal activity on my license. They recited my license number, NPI number, office name, current residential addresses, and case number. After asking what the unlawful activity was, they insisted we transfer to a secure line. They called me on a different phone, and began reading me something that sounded like Miranda rights. Informed me the FBI was listening, and that I was not to discuss the details of this case with anyone. They then told me that I have been found to be smuggling drugs. My first thought was that they saw my name on some documents at the border through biöm and had some questions. Then he elaborated that it was 3 days ago, and a truckload full of Oxycodone over the Mexican border, along with some money laundering to the tune of millions of dollars. Usual dentist fanfare. They named my banking institutions, previous workplaces, as well as some other details that would pass an initial sniff test. Then I started to realize this was a scam using caller ID spoofing. He kept going on and on about my legal representation and I stopped him and said "How do I know you are not a scammer?" He calmly offered to fax me my license suspension, which I provided the fax number...then he hung up. Be very vigilant out there. The scams are getting more complex. I won't lie, I almost had to change my underwear before lunch. (Also, this should be punished with the death penalty, but I'm not a politician)

The dentist is a scam, and I'm telling you this as a dentist. However there is a way to correct the ways in which we think about teeth that can save you money and stress.

Had a young married couple come into the office today. The man admittedly doesn’t floss often, brushes 2x a day but generally doesn’t think about his oral health. Perfect teeth. The woman tries so hard but has had tons of dental work and needs more. How would you explain this?

Doing mushrooms on behalf of an ego-driven mission like “Don’t Die” should have any investor shaking. Talk to a single person who’s done 5g mushrooms and you realize this is a business suicide mission for Bryan.

A man brings his mistress to the dental office with him. Having been a patient of 5+ years and his wife and children also come to the office regularly, stay and chat after their appointments…. Is the ethical route to tell the wife or stay out of it?

Some of you already knew who’s behind this account, but after a few alarming DMs, I figured it’s time to just lean in. So, no more mystery: I’m Ilon (pronounced like Elon), a real dentist in Miami. I’ve been extremely fortunate to serve my community, make incredible friends, and treat patients I looked up to as a child. Things have evolved quite a bit since starting this account, so I’m not accepting new patients anymore, sorry to disappoint. We’ve got some very exciting things in the works for the brand, but now you know I’m real. Also I got married in June:

Had a guy come in today, mid thirties…hasn’t been to the dentist in over 10 years. Told me “I’m sure it’s gonna be bad, I don’t know why I waited so long” - No cavities - Barely any plaque/buildup - No gingivitis - All 4 wisdom teeth - Straight teeth How do you explain that?

Another day, another patient that says “I’m here for a second opinion, the last dentist said I have 10 cavities” Amount of cavities she has: zero

Had a young married couple come into the office today. The man admittedly doesn’t floss often, brushes 2x a day but generally doesn’t think about his oral health. Perfect teeth. The woman tries so hard but has had tons of dental work and needs more. How would you explain this?

A man brings his mistress to the dental office with him. Having been a patient of 5+ years and his wife and children also come to the office regularly, stay and chat after their appointments…. Is the ethical route to tell the wife or stay out of it?

Someone talk me out of (or into) buying a 1986 Suzuki Samurai

Non-alcoholic beer drinkers: Do you actually enjoy it, or is it a way to blend in at social gatherings? Was never a big fan of beer, but this just seems like a wet towel of a product.

Doing mushrooms on behalf of an ego-driven mission like “Don’t Die” should have any investor shaking. Talk to a single person who’s done 5g mushrooms and you realize this is a business suicide mission for Bryan.

Is there a petition to make car headlights less bright? It’s gotten out of control.

So you want to reverse a cavity and remineralize your teeth . . . This is how I optimize my patients against cavities (and myself, too).

Some of you already knew who’s behind this account, but after a few alarming DMs, I figured it’s time to just lean in. So, no more mystery: I’m Ilon (pronounced like Elon), a real dentist in Miami. I’ve been extremely fortunate to serve my community, make incredible friends, and treat patients I looked up to as a child. Things have evolved quite a bit since starting this account, so I’m not accepting new patients anymore, sorry to disappoint. We’ve got some very exciting things in the works for the brand, but now you know I’m real. Also I got married in June:

I don’t watch movies often but when I do it’s with intent. Of all the movies I’ve seen, I think about There Will Be Blood all the time. I could never figure out why it’s stuck in my brain like a thorn after all these years. Do you have a movie like this?

There’s a 1 in 83,000 chance of listerosis from eating deli meat during pregnancy, yet every woman and doctor repeats “don’t eat deli meat” For some reason, exercising caution with Tylenol is unwarranted. You’d think Tylenol was an essential vitamin with no alternatives.

Your mildly autistic cousin who doesn’t like eye contact isn’t who RFK is talking about. He’s talking about people like my patients daughter who doesn’t like “transitions” and screams every time she goes through a doorway. Did you think “spectrum” meant vibes? Essays?

Wisdom teeth Do not Shift Your other teeth

I just got a phone call from the "Board of Dentistry" They said there was illegal activity on my license. They recited my license number, NPI number, office name, current residential addresses, and case number. After asking what the unlawful activity was, they insisted we transfer to a secure line. They called me on a different phone, and began reading me something that sounded like Miranda rights. Informed me the FBI was listening, and that I was not to discuss the details of this case with anyone. They then told me that I have been found to be smuggling drugs. My first thought was that they saw my name on some documents at the border through biöm and had some questions. Then he elaborated that it was 3 days ago, and a truckload full of Oxycodone over the Mexican border, along with some money laundering to the tune of millions of dollars. Usual dentist fanfare. They named my banking institutions, previous workplaces, as well as some other details that would pass an initial sniff test. Then I started to realize this was a scam using caller ID spoofing. He kept going on and on about my legal representation and I stopped him and said "How do I know you are not a scammer?" He calmly offered to fax me my license suspension, which I provided the fax number...then he hung up. Be very vigilant out there. The scams are getting more complex. I won't lie, I almost had to change my underwear before lunch. (Also, this should be punished with the death penalty, but I'm not a politician)

Had a patient today who’s very regular about cleanings. Healthy, in shape. Suddenly has 7 cavities. We spent time trying to figure it out. Initially he couldn’t understand bc “I quit candy long ago” Switched to Tom’s & added lemon water in the AM. The scale tips that easily.