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Went to cancel a streaming service that was $10.99 a month and they were like “Lol ok you got us how about $2.99?” Going to spend tomorrow cancelthreatening every service in my life.

Indian food is the best on earth. Fight me.

Does $191 seem like a proper amount for the city to help themselves to for allowing me to sleep there for a night?

I’m just glad to live in a world where every 22 year old wholesaler making $650,000 a month wants to spend their time teaching me to do so for only $299. More luck than I deserve.

The average American goes to work for 8 hours during which they do about an hour of actual work) at a low exertion low risk job, and in return they consume probably 25 man hours of global labor product daily. We are now being told that somehow this amounts to the rest of the world getting over on us, though we’ve had virtually nothing to offer to them in return other than green paper which we print indiscriminately out of thin air. Imagine for a moment that we had an entirely closed economy. Absolutely everything produced in the United States and consumed in the United States. At that point the average American is not going to be able to consume more than the average American’s work product daily. I don’t think people understand the standard of living reduction that would require.

What I love about farmer’s markets is that by going direct to the source I only pay three times as much as things cost in stores.

Disappointed to find that the $100,000 earnings lifestyle I had in mind when I was a kid actually costs $1,000,000.

I’l explain it: Inflation is not at 2%.

Opendoor: “No you guys don’t get it. You SAVE money by not paying a realtor 5% to sell your house and by selling it to us instead” …and how much will you pay for my property?” Opendoor: “Just a little less than market value” ..how much less? Opendoor: “9%” …….

Bought this property a year ago for $1.5 million. Just got this assessment from the county for the 2025-2026 tax year. You’ve got to be kidding me.

One of my peeves is websites that use an alphabetical country list that I have to scroll through to find my location. I’m on an English language website shopping for a wine refrigerator. You think it’s probable that I’m in Afghanistan?

The president of the United States should not be promoting any competitive currency to the U.S. dollar. None. Of any kind. Ever.

Gonna be funny when millennials finally inherit boomer wealth and become OK with rich people overnight.

Hey guys wake up, new insane bid just dropped! $380,000 to replace and paint 2800sqft of fiber cement siding and install (labor only) windows and doors sound about right? ..and he says this is at a 10% profit margin. These contractors have lost it.

🤯 not gonna lie. They’d get me.

Pay congressmen and senators $5 million a year and forbid them from receiving a penny from any other entity or person ever again. It would be a hell of a lot cheaper than the system we currently have of allowing them to use the low paying position as an entrée to unlimited grift

Indian food is the best on earth. Fight me.

Does $191 seem like a proper amount for the city to help themselves to for allowing me to sleep there for a night?

Went to cancel a streaming service that was $10.99 a month and they were like “Lol ok you got us how about $2.99?” Going to spend tomorrow cancelthreatening every service in my life.

Hey guys wake up, new insane bid just dropped! $380,000 to replace and paint 2800sqft of fiber cement siding and install (labor only) windows and doors sound about right? ..and he says this is at a 10% profit margin. These contractors have lost it.

Bought this property a year ago for $1.5 million. Just got this assessment from the county for the 2025-2026 tax year. You’ve got to be kidding me.

The average American goes to work for 8 hours during which they do about an hour of actual work) at a low exertion low risk job, and in return they consume probably 25 man hours of global labor product daily. We are now being told that somehow this amounts to the rest of the world getting over on us, though we’ve had virtually nothing to offer to them in return other than green paper which we print indiscriminately out of thin air. Imagine for a moment that we had an entirely closed economy. Absolutely everything produced in the United States and consumed in the United States. At that point the average American is not going to be able to consume more than the average American’s work product daily. I don’t think people understand the standard of living reduction that would require.

Gonna be funny when millennials finally inherit boomer wealth and become OK with rich people overnight.

I’ve been disappointed in every cannoli I’ve ever eaten. Name a more overrated dessert.

What are some good midlife crisis activities for someone just getting interested in midlife crises?

Pay congressmen and senators $5 million a year and forbid them from receiving a penny from any other entity or person ever again. It would be a hell of a lot cheaper than the system we currently have of allowing them to use the low paying position as an entrée to unlimited grift

I’l explain it: Inflation is not at 2%.

Anyone using security cameras that run entirely on cell signal at properties with no WiFi? What one can you recommend?

Opendoor: “No you guys don’t get it. You SAVE money by not paying a realtor 5% to sell your house and by selling it to us instead” …and how much will you pay for my property?” Opendoor: “Just a little less than market value” ..how much less? Opendoor: “9%” …….

I don’t know why women don’t get off the dating apps and onto Twitter. Every dude on here is a 6’2” physically fit highly educated self employed multimillionaire. Just ask em.

The president of the United States should not be promoting any competitive currency to the U.S. dollar. None. Of any kind. Ever.

What I love about farmer’s markets is that by going direct to the source I only pay three times as much as things cost in stores.