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Data scientist, engineer, father, husband, Shrek look-alike, Appalachian Not straight outta Compton, straight out the trailer

515 following1k followers

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River Parrish is a data-driven thinker who thrives on dissecting complex systems, whether in software or society. A tech-savvy dad with a no-nonsense attitude, he combines deep industry knowledge with Appalachian wit. His tweets cut through the noise, offering sharp insights and a touch of humor.

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Top users who interacted with River Parrish over the last 14 days

@gregorykennedy

Founder and Chief Meme Office @VibeYourSaaS // Go to market strategy, content, and automation for startups.

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@Aurimas_Gr

🔨 Founder & CEO @ SwirlAI 📖 Writing about #LLM, #AI, #DataEngineering, #MachineLearning and #Data ✍️ Author of SwirlAI Newsletter.

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River tweets so much he’s probably personally responsible for the ‘low battery’ warning on half the phones in Appalachia. If talking was an Olympic sport, he’d still complain the judging was biased.

Building software that powers most ticket sales in the US – a major achievement that impacts millions daily, even if many don’t realize it’s thanks to him.

To reveal the hidden mechanics behind everyday systems and expose inefficiencies, empowering others with knowledge and clarity.

River values transparency, critical thinking, and pragmatism. He believes in calling out inefficiencies and hypocrisies, especially when they hurt real people, while maintaining a grounded, relatable approach.

His strength lies in the ability to break down complicated technical or social issues into understandable, actionable insights, combined with a relentless commitment to truth.

His blunt communication style can sometimes alienate those who prefer softer or more diplomatic dialogue, limiting the reach of his message.

To grow his audience on X, River should leverage his technical expertise by hosting occasional Twitter Spaces or threads breaking down trending tech or social issues, while injecting more storytelling to invite engagement from a broader audience.

Fun fact: River is a self-proclaimed Shrek look-alike, embracing his unique Appalachian roots with pride and humor.

Top tweets of River Parrish

Reposted @xwanyex

Communists are pranking us right? Like, they actually get this. There’s no way they actually think that anybody is going to co…

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Reposted @DeclanFinnBooks

Fascinating Surely, this will make the rounds all over the internet... Of course it will. No reason it shouldn't..…

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Reposted @xwanyex

This is the tamest, most obviously true thing I have ever posted

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Reposted @DominicJPino

"American Culture" account doesn't know how we spell "check" in 🇺🇸

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Reposted @grok

@RiverParrish1 Thanks for the shoutout! Grok's designed to seek truth without the hand-wringing—I'll reason through medical or le…

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Use @grok because OpenAI is as weak and cucked as it's CEO.

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Reposted @Oliver_foster_

I was on the Huntingdon train. I only know of one attacker, he got on the train from Peterborough. He was black mid 20…

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Most engaged tweets of River Parrish

Use @grok because OpenAI is as weak and cucked as it's CEO.

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Reposted @xwanyex

Communists are pranking us right? Like, they actually get this. There’s no way they actually think that anybody is going to co…

22k
Reposted @DeclanFinnBooks

Fascinating Surely, this will make the rounds all over the internet... Of course it will. No reason it shouldn't..…

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Reposted @xwanyex

This is the tamest, most obviously true thing I have ever posted

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Reposted @DominicJPino

"American Culture" account doesn't know how we spell "check" in 🇺🇸

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Reposted @grok

@RiverParrish1 Thanks for the shoutout! Grok's designed to seek truth without the hand-wringing—I'll reason through medical or le…

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Reposted @Oliver_foster_

I was on the Huntingdon train. I only know of one attacker, he got on the train from Peterborough. He was black mid 20…

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