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is getting drunk a lower class thing? i noticed all my successful friends hardly ever drink and my normie friends do look forward to getting drunk

man, chinese peasant hip hop hits so hard

i’m already here this is literally an hr drive from my house i have lived this life since i was a meager investmenr banker with sub $200k annual salary. you can live a great life without 7 figures bc many awesome things are for free but make no mistake: life is MUCH better with a lot of money bc just like there are many free awesome things there are equally many awesome thing that are quite expensive: - a beautiful house in a good location is $3mil+ - travelling first class and staying in nice hotels for a week is $15k+ - korean bbq with wagyu in ny for you and your friends is $1k+ - never having to work costs a minimum of $200k a year the funny thing is everyone can improve their current life by 30% by just taking 2 long walks a week and THINK about what to improve but most normies have never taken a SINGLE long walk in their life thinking about improving their life

man, life really is on easy mode if you are a young attractive asian girl new account, less than 500 followers, 3 tweets and then posts a cute pic of herself asking "who wants to meet" and the post goes viral to 400k views already probably a lot of devs, vcs, finance dudes are all in her dms already, she has a free choice of who she wants to meet and who not. most are probably guys who want to have intercourse with her, but that's just part of the game don't get me wrong, i don't think this is bad at all. good for her, i am a big fan of people utilising their advantages in life i guess what i am saying is i would love to be an attractive asian girl

$5 million in cash at age 35 is enough to live a decent upper middle class life for the rest of your life. but you cannot retire, you still need to generate some cash flow which is fine if you want to live an upper class life, ie business class flights all the time, nice hotels, more than one house, spend lavishly, and never have to work again, $5 mil is 100% not enough

we all have the same plan: - willing to sacrifice temporary happiness, health, etc to grind to 7/8figs until the bull market is over - don't want to work a normal job, trying to ayahuasca-one-shot our financial freedom in the 2025 bull market - look forward immensely to turn off screen, put phone aside and chill in nature by the beach after we successfully rode the bull - been neglecting IRL relationships for crypto

if i stole $1 bil+ and had access to poor chinese villagers, i would pay some poor peasant $5 mil for her to be the scapegoat and to spend 15 years in jail, so i can be free i recognise muni when i see muni and i'm looking deep into my asian queen's eyes and i don't see no muni

this hits hard "the more you pay for a service (meal, hotel, AIRPLANE TICKET), the more dissatisfied you will be with the smallest imperfection" i have witnessed this trend a lot in rich people, including myself. as your net worth increases so does your expectation of how the world should work around you. most notably, rich people try to buy their way out of "having to queue or wait for things" if you pay $1000 a meal, you expect the service to be perfect if you pay $2000 a night in nomade tulum on nye, you expect your room to be ready the second you pull up and not for them to take another hour to get it ready as a rich person changing the mindset here is definitely important, but what’s more important is that there is alpha in this knowledge you can make a lot of money by tailoring to the rich. the main difference between serving poor people and rich people is that poor people want value for their money and rich people just want exactly what they asked for, which mainly is things to be fast and efficient and they are willing to pay a disproportionally high premium for those that provide that i love working for rich people. they tend to be much more hands off. a poor person will call you 5x for small things, demand refunds, etc while my rich clients mostly never check and just want to be notified when the job is done

my entire life is planned around the next 6 months being a bull market. at least a 2x on my overall net worth, ideally more. if the top is already in and we are going down from here, that would be very inconvenient for my life. i don't want to work for money any longer. i want to build a house, get 2 dogs, have family, create art, travel, start something new. i need trump, vitalik, elon, peter thiel, ansem, cobie and even sandy from scroll to get serious right about NOW and carry me on their shoulders to financial nirvana one more bull

ansem, i like you, so i will be fair, but i need to call you out on this one. everyone, listen up, i am exposing an insider play here: - a newly created account with 25 posts launched a ross ulbricht coin to extract value. the account is brand new, only has fake followers, but for some reason ansem follows him - the dev bundled 95% of the supply, already cashed out $2 mil for himself and is manipulating the market with bots and fake twitter accounts - ansem is quoting the fake ross coin within the first hour pretending to have found it. it is very common for undisclosed shills to use phrases like "oh, i found this" or "pretty cool to find...". this is not speculation, the evidence is overwhelming - fake ross is manipulated to $25 million market cap already, but price is dropping hard from peak as it is such an obvious grift. 1 hour after launch it already has 6.5k holders... this is not possible and he uses bots to distribute the bundled supply to all my fellow $ross brothers: this is a declaration of war to us. we need to defend our bags, no one is coming to help us. be merciless. don't insult ansem, even though he is obviously part of the cabal. let's give him a chance to do the right thing. but have 0 merci on the fake rosscoin. insult and attack the grifting dev and let the world know that a cabal will not win against us today.

mark zuckerberg became a self made billionaire by age 23 how old is my nigga shayne?

why i dislike crypto founders so much i got into crypto in 2016 and back then a large proportion of market participants cared about the core values like decentralisation, immutability, censorship resistance etc. today, hardly 2% still care about it, the rest of the "builders" just want to make money there is NOTHING wrong with wanting to make money. it is a good thing. but if you want to make money, JUST SAY THAT and don't frame it like you are saving the world jesse's words here are "we are gonna have this positive impact on the world (...) and figure out how these new tools can unlock new systems for ALL OF US and so (...) we are going to be exploring a network token" shut your mouth there is precisely one reason why base is launching a token and it is to max extract one last time for coinbase shareholders. and that by itself is not a bad thing, the bad thing is how jesse frames it like they want to save the world when indeed they just want to max extract and this is true for ALL crypto companies base worked great without a token for years, you don't need a token polymarket, pumpfun, and all other dapps work perfectly fine without a token, yet, they all have one. for the sole reason that it is the easiest way to make more money for the team and vcs. and i would be ok with it if they were just honest about it instead of virtual signalling like a blue haired liberal imagine that uber, spotify, airbnb and every single app had their own currency. makes 0 sense. they have company shares and it is the mandate of the board and management to maximise shareholder value, often against the common good. but i am ok with it, bc it is transparent and honest only in our industry do we have people like sandy from scroll or cringe jesse pretending they are saving the world when indeed they are just enriching themselves can't listen to these people talk...

Performance since election (7 days): bluechips: BTC: 19.9% ETH: 17.8% SOL: 14.6% large memes: Doge: 100.7% Pepe: 128.2% WIF: 73.1% vc garbage: Scroll: -14.5% Eigen: -16% Celestia: -1.8% the universe is healing

wow, celestia community really is hardcore this celestia fan tattooed every single project that gave airdrops to celestia on his arm

franklin (blocked me) objectively belongs into the hall of fame of crypto failures of all time: - hits the jackpot by buying 50+ BAYC early - bored ape bag worth over $20million at top, he didn’t sell - somehow loses it all (?) - becomes a minute-by-minute poster to earn cents per post for fantasy top - becomes the number one kamala shill in all of crypto - trump becomes president, bitcoin hits ath and everyone is optimistic about the future of crypto - his new personality is michael burry from big short, but for bitcoin, predicts 50k within first month all while wearing a pfp that is literally the opposite of his personality

is getting drunk a lower class thing? i noticed all my successful friends hardly ever drink and my normie friends do look forward to getting drunk

man, life really is on easy mode if you are a young attractive asian girl new account, less than 500 followers, 3 tweets and then posts a cute pic of herself asking "who wants to meet" and the post goes viral to 400k views already probably a lot of devs, vcs, finance dudes are all in her dms already, she has a free choice of who she wants to meet and who not. most are probably guys who want to have intercourse with her, but that's just part of the game don't get me wrong, i don't think this is bad at all. good for her, i am a big fan of people utilising their advantages in life i guess what i am saying is i would love to be an attractive asian girl

$5 million in cash at age 35 is enough to live a decent upper middle class life for the rest of your life. but you cannot retire, you still need to generate some cash flow which is fine if you want to live an upper class life, ie business class flights all the time, nice hotels, more than one house, spend lavishly, and never have to work again, $5 mil is 100% not enough

i don't make the rules, i am just the messenger CITY TIER LIST

SOL has outperformed ETH because people care more about gambling than decentralisation i don't know anyone who uses a single dapp on solana

i am once again sitting in economy class i am currently heading from bangkok to singapore and thought i don’t need biz class cuz it’s only a 2 hr flight but i already max regret my decision 20 mins in: - the chigga in front of me has already leaned back his seat fully, leaving me with a subway sandwich length between my eyes and the calculator-sized screen - my meal looks like singapore airlines uses the same catering service as el salvador’s new maximum security prison - i can LITERALLY touch nine people around me if i wanted to, that’s how squeezed together we are sitting - the stewardess looks at me like i am lower middle class truly… TRULY the number one benefit of being rich is that you don’t have to sit in economy anymore and yet here i am, all to save $500 while i lost 400x of that ($200k) in a single leverage trade yesterday priorities man i am going to my happy place now no, not 50 rows up in biz class, they won’t allow me there, there is a curtain separating the elite from us commoners i’m going to close my eyes and IMAGINE i am in biz class

why i dislike crypto founders so much i got into crypto in 2016 and back then a large proportion of market participants cared about the core values like decentralisation, immutability, censorship resistance etc. today, hardly 2% still care about it, the rest of the "builders" just want to make money there is NOTHING wrong with wanting to make money. it is a good thing. but if you want to make money, JUST SAY THAT and don't frame it like you are saving the world jesse's words here are "we are gonna have this positive impact on the world (...) and figure out how these new tools can unlock new systems for ALL OF US and so (...) we are going to be exploring a network token" shut your mouth there is precisely one reason why base is launching a token and it is to max extract one last time for coinbase shareholders. and that by itself is not a bad thing, the bad thing is how jesse frames it like they want to save the world when indeed they just want to max extract and this is true for ALL crypto companies base worked great without a token for years, you don't need a token polymarket, pumpfun, and all other dapps work perfectly fine without a token, yet, they all have one. for the sole reason that it is the easiest way to make more money for the team and vcs. and i would be ok with it if they were just honest about it instead of virtual signalling like a blue haired liberal imagine that uber, spotify, airbnb and every single app had their own currency. makes 0 sense. they have company shares and it is the mandate of the board and management to maximise shareholder value, often against the common good. but i am ok with it, bc it is transparent and honest only in our industry do we have people like sandy from scroll or cringe jesse pretending they are saving the world when indeed they are just enriching themselves can't listen to these people talk...

ansem, i like you, so i will be fair, but i need to call you out on this one. everyone, listen up, i am exposing an insider play here: - a newly created account with 25 posts launched a ross ulbricht coin to extract value. the account is brand new, only has fake followers, but for some reason ansem follows him - the dev bundled 95% of the supply, already cashed out $2 mil for himself and is manipulating the market with bots and fake twitter accounts - ansem is quoting the fake ross coin within the first hour pretending to have found it. it is very common for undisclosed shills to use phrases like "oh, i found this" or "pretty cool to find...". this is not speculation, the evidence is overwhelming - fake ross is manipulated to $25 million market cap already, but price is dropping hard from peak as it is such an obvious grift. 1 hour after launch it already has 6.5k holders... this is not possible and he uses bots to distribute the bundled supply to all my fellow $ross brothers: this is a declaration of war to us. we need to defend our bags, no one is coming to help us. be merciless. don't insult ansem, even though he is obviously part of the cabal. let's give him a chance to do the right thing. but have 0 merci on the fake rosscoin. insult and attack the grifting dev and let the world know that a cabal will not win against us today.

economy class strategies i am once again sitting in the back with the plebs. it’s only an hr flight, so it’s fine, but i would like to share some of the lessons i learned along the way the first thing i advise anyone flying economy is to stand in line to boarding early. few people know this, but the carry on space in economy class is actually LIMITED and first come first serve. if you are like me and usually get up last to board, you risk not having space on top and needing to put your bag between your legs, thus, reducing the available space even further my second advise is to conserve your water. economy teaches you that poor people can’t be trusted. they don’t even give you a $2 water bottle. instead, they pull up a paper cup and fill it up with 5 sips of water. tbh, i get it, i wouldn’t trust someone in economy with a WHOLE bottle of water either. my advice: don’t drink it all at once, there is no service on demand in economy, save 2 sips for the end lastly, i advise to keep your head low and don’t look other males directly in the eyes. flying economy is a clear indicator of poverty, ie you have nothing to lose. when you have nothing to lose, you are more willing to risk it all for small unimportant things, eg young black males risking life in prison bc someone disrespected them. remember, children: economy class is a humiliation ritual for poor people and you will never be free until you can fully lie down on a flight yours truly, poverty shanks

franklin (blocked me) objectively belongs into the hall of fame of crypto failures of all time: - hits the jackpot by buying 50+ BAYC early - bored ape bag worth over $20million at top, he didn’t sell - somehow loses it all (?) - becomes a minute-by-minute poster to earn cents per post for fantasy top - becomes the number one kamala shill in all of crypto - trump becomes president, bitcoin hits ath and everyone is optimistic about the future of crypto - his new personality is michael burry from big short, but for bitcoin, predicts 50k within first month all while wearing a pfp that is literally the opposite of his personality

my entire life is planned around the next 6 months being a bull market. at least a 2x on my overall net worth, ideally more. if the top is already in and we are going down from here, that would be very inconvenient for my life. i don't want to work for money any longer. i want to build a house, get 2 dogs, have family, create art, travel, start something new. i need trump, vitalik, elon, peter thiel, ansem, cobie and even sandy from scroll to get serious right about NOW and carry me on their shoulders to financial nirvana one more bull

we all have the same plan: - willing to sacrifice temporary happiness, health, etc to grind to 7/8figs until the bull market is over - don't want to work a normal job, trying to ayahuasca-one-shot our financial freedom in the 2025 bull market - look forward immensely to turn off screen, put phone aside and chill in nature by the beach after we successfully rode the bull - been neglecting IRL relationships for crypto

man, chinese peasant hip hop hits so hard

i’m already here this is literally an hr drive from my house i have lived this life since i was a meager investmenr banker with sub $200k annual salary. you can live a great life without 7 figures bc many awesome things are for free but make no mistake: life is MUCH better with a lot of money bc just like there are many free awesome things there are equally many awesome thing that are quite expensive: - a beautiful house in a good location is $3mil+ - travelling first class and staying in nice hotels for a week is $15k+ - korean bbq with wagyu in ny for you and your friends is $1k+ - never having to work costs a minimum of $200k a year the funny thing is everyone can improve their current life by 30% by just taking 2 long walks a week and THINK about what to improve but most normies have never taken a SINGLE long walk in their life thinking about improving their life