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Paying for a Pilates membership for my wife has been an incredible investment. Trust me on this one bros. Do it.

I literally work my remote sales job from 8:30-2. Deep work. I plan on working from 8-12 in the future once I have 3-6x pipeline to quota ratio. That’s been my schedule since I got into remote sales since 2019. I have always been good at sales. However for this job, I just started in March so this first year I just building pipe. Then, I work on my businesses from 2 - 6:30-8:30 depending on the day. I just turned 28 so there’s no excuse for me not to grind it out for the future of my lineage. Could potentially quit my 6 figure job in the next 12 months if things keep going the they’re going. Keeping my foot on the gas 😤

I know a guy who acts like he owns his dad’s landscaping company to people our age and flexes his “connections” and how he won’t work by the time he’s 40. Claims he owns a company that does genetic testing for Kim Ks dog. A tech startup and a few other things. When I asked him what else he owns, he said it wasn’t worth the time to go over them all. Says he doesn’t even know how much he makes that it’s so much. I started laughing at this dude but he took it as I was laughing with him not at him. He asked me what I consider rich and I told him I told him I make around 20k a month and my next milestone is 40k a month. I don’t really have a “Rich” scale yet since it’s all so dynamic and perspective based. He scoffed so I pressed him and asked him what he considers successful at our age? This was a year ago so I was 25. I pressed him even further and asked him to name some more of his companies. He couldn’t do it and then dapped me up saying he always knew I was gunna be successful. Iv crossed circles with this guy since highschool. Anyways. Dont be this guy. Made up companies. Inheriting his dad’s landscaping company. He had it extremely twisted due to the fact that he thought we were equals, dare I say he thought he was above me. The reason being is that if you took away all of our money and threw us into the arena for a year I’d come out with a business he’d come out homeless. His dad built the company not him so he wouldn’t know how to get a sale to begin with. He flexed that it’s all about your accounts in landscaping so good luck getting them in the first place. Pound for pound he’s a cub and I’m a full blown lion. Take both of our money away and it’s evident we are not the same. Don’t ever let a titty sucking old money/not new money dude make you feel down. You are the lion. He is a sheep in lions clothes.

Quoted a woman $435 for a deep clean for a 3 bed 3 bath and $305 for a basic and she says she has a woman coming every 2 weeks for $160. Slave labor. Cant compete on price with these owner operators though, oh well.

Tell me you have no balls and low T without telling me you have no balls and low T.

Speed wins Make it happen or someone else will

Hit 50k/month for the first time ever today on my 27th birthday 💪🏼

Had someone ask me the same thing. “How much of a percentage are you taking from the cleaning ladies?” Told them to F off

My W-2 boss called me 2 days ago to tell me my commission check was $4,600… He just called me again and said he messed up and it’s $18,000 What a beautiful Friday God is good

If you’re in your 20s and early 30s and are stacking cash. Congrats you are officially in the generation of the coldest entrepreneurs America has seen yet. We are in an economy worse than the Great Depression, yet we are THRIVING. Take a moment to congratulate yourself.

I might kill my partner He didn’t do payroll last night so I did it I text him I did all of it except the few people on whastapo He proceeds to zelle everyone anyways God what a fucking retard

🚨🚨🚨 Does anyone here want to buy my partner out of his 50% share of my housecleaning business? I pretty much run it solo and am looking for someone either more experienced or someone who works as hard as I do to make this business succeed. I am just swamped constantly with calls, operations, my own B2B job, marketing and oversight with everything that I’m starting to have this when I should have another half helping me. It is what it is but if anyone that wants to help me take this to 1M+ a year is out there hit me up! Here is what we are at right now

I feel like the glory days of owning a cleaning business in big metro areas are coming to an end. While I welcome the competition, it seems like every other guy, their mother, their cousin and their brother is starting one. I just went to a smoke shop and struck up a convo with a random. Says he’s starting a cleaning business and heard about it on the internet. I have nothing against course sellers but once they figure out your industry, get ready. They cooked Airbnb into oblivion with their STR courses. I started a cleaning business because I used to sell SaaS to them and other SMBs for my first sales job. I learned all of their marketing tactics and started this business that way. Might be time to expand into smaller, lesser known areas where all you need is 100-150 five star Google reviews to compete. I’m starting a few new ventures to diversify but won’t be talking about it here until the wheels are turning. Two of them have great enterprise value! Follow the money!

This was her first clean too 🙃🤡

Cleaner completely messed up these “custom European” cabinets. My estimate it’s gunna be 2 - 10k to fix. If my insurance doesn’t cover it then we have her on a payment plan to pay it backs And people think that just anyone can run these businesses 🤡

I will forever be grateful for my career in sales for making me an absolute savage on the phones. I started off in college selling software at a startup as an SDR and to this day it remains the best experience I have ever had at a job. Simply because of what I learned and how I learned to sell more specifically. I was surrounded by some absolute hounds on the phone. I started as their 30th SDR and they had around 15 AEs. All of us were 19 - 26 with management being in their early 30s. This made the energy in the sales room an absolute blast Not to mention they would spiff us out thousands of dollars. One time they cashed me out 5k in a day from sales contest winnings that they sprung on us THAT DAY! It was an end of the month push to break our revenue records and they really incentivized us with those spiffs. People were very motivated. We also had lots of fun. One time one of my co workers was smoking his weed pen on the balcony of the office. I never smoked on the job to stay sharp but the one time I did the head of HR came outside to give an investor a tour and I had to ghost the hit 😂 Drank beers in the afternoon on tap and had shots on Fridays before we went out to the bars. It created a lot of camaraderie and we all made it a competition at work each day. All of our names and sales numbers were plastered on a giant whiteboard wall. As an SDR it was how many live transfers we could do in a single day. This was 2018-2020 so it was before Covid and the push for SDRs to book demoes so it was live transfers for us back then. You’d get an LT and proudly put another tally next to your name. Sometimes I’d get a heater and just hand the AE my computer and he’d close on the spot. As an AE it was how many deals we could close in a day. We had a saying, a deal a day keeps the pip away. I never went on pip by the way. However being surrounded by the sheer amount of good salespeople elevated all of our sales skills. We’d openly share what works and what doesn’t on calls. Me and the managers would even hop right into a call on our coworkers call - mid call using kixie - that they were struggling to close and tell them that we will discount the first 3 months or something crazy like the first 6 months if they get going today! It worked like a charm. They liked the discount and they liked feeling that they were buying and being courted instead of us selling. I learned countless other small skills in sales and totally eliminated my fear of ever picking up the phone to call someone within the first year. I swear I gained 10 years worth of sales experience in my 2.6 years at this company. This made training my VAs on calls for my housecleaning company and ATM business so easy. Learn sales as young as you can it’ll skyrocket your skills with not just business but with woman and all other small aspects of life. You deal with people everyday so you are always selling something whether that’s your opinion, your job or your relationships. Learn sales ASAP. As a bonus lesson if you have made it this far. Learn marketing right after that and not only will you never be broke you will straight print 💰💰💵💵 🐐 combo.

Quoted a woman $435 for a deep clean for a 3 bed 3 bath and $305 for a basic and she says she has a woman coming every 2 weeks for $160. Slave labor. Cant compete on price with these owner operators though, oh well.

I know a guy who acts like he owns his dad’s landscaping company to people our age and flexes his “connections” and how he won’t work by the time he’s 40. Claims he owns a company that does genetic testing for Kim Ks dog. A tech startup and a few other things. When I asked him what else he owns, he said it wasn’t worth the time to go over them all. Says he doesn’t even know how much he makes that it’s so much. I started laughing at this dude but he took it as I was laughing with him not at him. He asked me what I consider rich and I told him I told him I make around 20k a month and my next milestone is 40k a month. I don’t really have a “Rich” scale yet since it’s all so dynamic and perspective based. He scoffed so I pressed him and asked him what he considers successful at our age? This was a year ago so I was 25. I pressed him even further and asked him to name some more of his companies. He couldn’t do it and then dapped me up saying he always knew I was gunna be successful. Iv crossed circles with this guy since highschool. Anyways. Dont be this guy. Made up companies. Inheriting his dad’s landscaping company. He had it extremely twisted due to the fact that he thought we were equals, dare I say he thought he was above me. The reason being is that if you took away all of our money and threw us into the arena for a year I’d come out with a business he’d come out homeless. His dad built the company not him so he wouldn’t know how to get a sale to begin with. He flexed that it’s all about your accounts in landscaping so good luck getting them in the first place. Pound for pound he’s a cub and I’m a full blown lion. Take both of our money away and it’s evident we are not the same. Don’t ever let a titty sucking old money/not new money dude make you feel down. You are the lion. He is a sheep in lions clothes.

Paying for a Pilates membership for my wife has been an incredible investment. Trust me on this one bros. Do it.

Tell me you have no balls and low T without telling me you have no balls and low T.

Just finished the Harry Potter series last night. Finished Pirates of the Caribbean. Feeling a little sad that I finished them both, but onto the next! What should I watch next? No Star Wars since only 1-6 are good and no marvel since it’s been trash since they defeated Thanos.

🚨🚨🚨 Does anyone here want to buy my partner out of his 50% share of my housecleaning business? I pretty much run it solo and am looking for someone either more experienced or someone who works as hard as I do to make this business succeed. I am just swamped constantly with calls, operations, my own B2B job, marketing and oversight with everything that I’m starting to have this when I should have another half helping me. It is what it is but if anyone that wants to help me take this to 1M+ a year is out there hit me up! Here is what we are at right now

Cleaner completely messed up these “custom European” cabinets. My estimate it’s gunna be 2 - 10k to fix. If my insurance doesn’t cover it then we have her on a payment plan to pay it backs And people think that just anyone can run these businesses 🤡

Speed wins Make it happen or someone else will

I might kill my partner He didn’t do payroll last night so I did it I text him I did all of it except the few people on whastapo He proceeds to zelle everyone anyways God what a fucking retard

Had someone ask me the same thing. “How much of a percentage are you taking from the cleaning ladies?” Told them to F off

I will forever be grateful for my career in sales for making me an absolute savage on the phones. I started off in college selling software at a startup as an SDR and to this day it remains the best experience I have ever had at a job. Simply because of what I learned and how I learned to sell more specifically. I was surrounded by some absolute hounds on the phone. I started as their 30th SDR and they had around 15 AEs. All of us were 19 - 26 with management being in their early 30s. This made the energy in the sales room an absolute blast Not to mention they would spiff us out thousands of dollars. One time they cashed me out 5k in a day from sales contest winnings that they sprung on us THAT DAY! It was an end of the month push to break our revenue records and they really incentivized us with those spiffs. People were very motivated. We also had lots of fun. One time one of my co workers was smoking his weed pen on the balcony of the office. I never smoked on the job to stay sharp but the one time I did the head of HR came outside to give an investor a tour and I had to ghost the hit 😂 Drank beers in the afternoon on tap and had shots on Fridays before we went out to the bars. It created a lot of camaraderie and we all made it a competition at work each day. All of our names and sales numbers were plastered on a giant whiteboard wall. As an SDR it was how many live transfers we could do in a single day. This was 2018-2020 so it was before Covid and the push for SDRs to book demoes so it was live transfers for us back then. You’d get an LT and proudly put another tally next to your name. Sometimes I’d get a heater and just hand the AE my computer and he’d close on the spot. As an AE it was how many deals we could close in a day. We had a saying, a deal a day keeps the pip away. I never went on pip by the way. However being surrounded by the sheer amount of good salespeople elevated all of our sales skills. We’d openly share what works and what doesn’t on calls. Me and the managers would even hop right into a call on our coworkers call - mid call using kixie - that they were struggling to close and tell them that we will discount the first 3 months or something crazy like the first 6 months if they get going today! It worked like a charm. They liked the discount and they liked feeling that they were buying and being courted instead of us selling. I learned countless other small skills in sales and totally eliminated my fear of ever picking up the phone to call someone within the first year. I swear I gained 10 years worth of sales experience in my 2.6 years at this company. This made training my VAs on calls for my housecleaning company and ATM business so easy. Learn sales as young as you can it’ll skyrocket your skills with not just business but with woman and all other small aspects of life. You deal with people everyday so you are always selling something whether that’s your opinion, your job or your relationships. Learn sales ASAP. As a bonus lesson if you have made it this far. Learn marketing right after that and not only will you never be broke you will straight print 💰💰💵💵 🐐 combo.

🚨🚨🚨 Virtual Assistant/Offshore talent needed right now? I’m literally willing to sign up with an agency if someone can move fast enough with interviews and candidates by Friday. I don’t get how so many people in the staffing industry are missing me and my posts lol you literally have a customer right here

Is anyone looking for a VA that will do administrative tasks and can do pretty much anything? They can take inbound calls and do cold calling too. They don’t have perfect English but I’d say a solid 6-7/10. Around $4-5 an hour lmk!

This is the final time I use Yelp Not expanding to use it for my second business A thread on their BS tactics below 🧵

I feel like the glory days of owning a cleaning business in big metro areas are coming to an end. While I welcome the competition, it seems like every other guy, their mother, their cousin and their brother is starting one. I just went to a smoke shop and struck up a convo with a random. Says he’s starting a cleaning business and heard about it on the internet. I have nothing against course sellers but once they figure out your industry, get ready. They cooked Airbnb into oblivion with their STR courses. I started a cleaning business because I used to sell SaaS to them and other SMBs for my first sales job. I learned all of their marketing tactics and started this business that way. Might be time to expand into smaller, lesser known areas where all you need is 100-150 five star Google reviews to compete. I’m starting a few new ventures to diversify but won’t be talking about it here until the wheels are turning. Two of them have great enterprise value! Follow the money!

Yelp if you want my business all you have to do is show the hidden reviews. You don’t need to tell us how to get better leads. Your customers are all Karen’s anyways 😂