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Police stopped my car in Abuja. Someone else was driving. They said he is a Yahoo Boy, so he should sort them N1m. He said he’d rather call the owner of the car. They call me. They said my papers were expired. I said that can’t be. I gave them permission to search the car, that they will find the active papers there. But expired papers? That’s a dead conversation. Then they asked me for N5m. I told them that’s no problem. Take the car and the man to your office. I will come and sort it with your bosses later. After that call, they started asking him who I was. He said he too doesn’t know. That he just knows me as my name. He now asked them what happened? They said he should go away, quickly. That wasthe end. I fear for people who drive in our cities who don’t have the means, network, knowledge or their rights or confidence to navigate these things. We. Still. Have. A. Long. Way. To. Go. And waka never even start.

Standing with Libya against the Super Eagles. Print the tweets o, so that when you are crossing Libya later on your way to Europe via Morocco, you can show them you stood in solidarity with them.

The last 2 years? Easily the best of my years. That’s crazy, because I thought I was balling before then. From September 24, 2022 through living the heights of December 18, 2022 together and September 10, 2024 and all the 728 days around them. Blessings and bliss. F*** Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a MF'ng crew. Because I am Demi’s Boy for life ❤️😎

You live in a lalaland if you think FIFA will see a chance to get Messi to play in their by-fire-by-force Club World Cup and they won’t grab the opportunity. If they could find a way to get Al-Nassr in, they will too. But unfortunately, Al-Hilal win everything over there so we won’t see Cristiano. It hurts because Siuu would have been great on TV as usual, irrespective of what sort of goal leads to it. Big names sell tournaments. And for a new tournament struggling for legitimacy, they need Messi. Messi doesn’t need anything anymore in football. When Marca gave him that award, they were locking themselves up with his legacy. That was why they travelled to give him the award. Normally, you travel to collect your award. Clarity is essential for living.

In Islam, the family of the deceased will pay for the debts owed by the person. They’d even seek those they were owing out to pay them.

Nigeria is a VERY TOUGH place to be a WOMAN! This Professor in this RECORDED phone call ALLEGEDLY requested for FIVE SEX DATES (Not 5 rounds o) to upgrade the FEMALE student from 'Fail.' Admitted he'd DONE IT with a couple of other FEMALE STUDENTS. Justice MUST BE SERVED!

I got reappointed to the HFX board unanimously, earlier today in D.C. ! 2nd term, to 2027. More excited than ever about the important work that we get to do in influencing change around the world.

That third Portugal goal was quite unselfish of Cristiano Ronaldo. He put the team ahead of his ambition. A great example for young footballers.

One moment this former governor was hale and hearty. The next, we started reading reports of his wife accusing one of his female aides of being the governor’s mistress. Next thing, reports of said governor being poisoned… May his soul rest in peace. And may we never be co cursed to marry our worst enemy. Life reads like fiction. Fiction reads like life. The matrix is a fiction. And it is real.

The day I realised a quiet friend’s watch could buy all my houses, I learnt another level of humility. Noise doesn’t equate to reality. To this image, there are more Indians outside India than there are people in many countries. And it’s the quiet way they move. Taking charge everywhere and making it look as normal as breeze. Should review the other countries on the list. Just started with No. 1, India. Up next is No. 2 Philippines but there is no space.

I’d love to call that Lege show. But I no fit use Bible swear because na cruise I wan do. Just to piss him off. A pissed off Lege is one of the funniest things on the internet.

I think I have seen enough to call the U.S. election now. It’s been the hardest one to monitor because things got clouded. We’ve seen unprecedented levels of propaganda, poll and perception manipulation. It is a glass ceiling shattering one for the United States, because Kamala Harris will be the next President.

He looks like a serial killer. No emotion in the eyes. No fear. Bland and blank evil look. I suspect he’s also got accomplices. It often takes more than one person to kill and bury multiple people at separate times. Counting on the police to help arrest and convict everyone involved.

Police stopped my car in Abuja. Someone else was driving. They said he is a Yahoo Boy, so he should sort them N1m. He said he’d rather call the owner of the car. They call me. They said my papers were expired. I said that can’t be. I gave them permission to search the car, that they will find the active papers there. But expired papers? That’s a dead conversation. Then they asked me for N5m. I told them that’s no problem. Take the car and the man to your office. I will come and sort it with your bosses later. After that call, they started asking him who I was. He said he too doesn’t know. That he just knows me as my name. He now asked them what happened? They said he should go away, quickly. That wasthe end. I fear for people who drive in our cities who don’t have the means, network, knowledge or their rights or confidence to navigate these things. We. Still. Have. A. Long. Way. To. Go. And waka never even start.

Nigeria is a VERY TOUGH place to be a WOMAN! This Professor in this RECORDED phone call ALLEGEDLY requested for FIVE SEX DATES (Not 5 rounds o) to upgrade the FEMALE student from 'Fail.' Admitted he'd DONE IT with a couple of other FEMALE STUDENTS. Justice MUST BE SERVED!

The last 2 years? Easily the best of my years. That’s crazy, because I thought I was balling before then. From September 24, 2022 through living the heights of December 18, 2022 together and September 10, 2024 and all the 728 days around them. Blessings and bliss. F*** Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a MF'ng crew. Because I am Demi’s Boy for life ❤️😎

I got reappointed to the HFX board unanimously, earlier today in D.C. ! 2nd term, to 2027. More excited than ever about the important work that we get to do in influencing change around the world.

I think I have seen enough to call the U.S. election now. It’s been the hardest one to monitor because things got clouded. We’ve seen unprecedented levels of propaganda, poll and perception manipulation. It is a glass ceiling shattering one for the United States, because Kamala Harris will be the next President.

Standing with Libya against the Super Eagles. Print the tweets o, so that when you are crossing Libya later on your way to Europe via Morocco, you can show them you stood in solidarity with them.

One moment this former governor was hale and hearty. The next, we started reading reports of his wife accusing one of his female aides of being the governor’s mistress. Next thing, reports of said governor being poisoned… May his soul rest in peace. And may we never be co cursed to marry our worst enemy. Life reads like fiction. Fiction reads like life. The matrix is a fiction. And it is real.

In Islam, the family of the deceased will pay for the debts owed by the person. They’d even seek those they were owing out to pay them.

The day I realised a quiet friend’s watch could buy all my houses, I learnt another level of humility. Noise doesn’t equate to reality. To this image, there are more Indians outside India than there are people in many countries. And it’s the quiet way they move. Taking charge everywhere and making it look as normal as breeze. Should review the other countries on the list. Just started with No. 1, India. Up next is No. 2 Philippines but there is no space.

I was told an X space speaker said a Twitter user could give their Justice mum evidence at home that they may not see in court. To sway the Justice’s judgement. LOL. That was the point I realised this thing is deeper than lack of education. We will need to do 777 sacrifices.

You live in a lalaland if you think FIFA will see a chance to get Messi to play in their by-fire-by-force Club World Cup and they won’t grab the opportunity. If they could find a way to get Al-Nassr in, they will too. But unfortunately, Al-Hilal win everything over there so we won’t see Cristiano. It hurts because Siuu would have been great on TV as usual, irrespective of what sort of goal leads to it. Big names sell tournaments. And for a new tournament struggling for legitimacy, they need Messi. Messi doesn’t need anything anymore in football. When Marca gave him that award, they were locking themselves up with his legacy. That was why they travelled to give him the award. Normally, you travel to collect your award. Clarity is essential for living.

Married men answer the questions at the end. I agreed to be her photographer, even hold cup and of course always ready to grab her back from falling if she slips. But we suppose dey carry their handbags too? What will be left of patriarchy? Lol.

He looks like a serial killer. No emotion in the eyes. No fear. Bland and blank evil look. I suspect he’s also got accomplices. It often takes more than one person to kill and bury multiple people at separate times. Counting on the police to help arrest and convict everyone involved.