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Building cool stuff that no one ever sees.

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Alexander Von Matterhorn is a candid and sharp-minded tech enthusiast who builds innovative projects but feels they often go unnoticed. His tweets blend dry humor with no-nonsense critiques of platforms and tech trends, attracting a discerning audience. Despite his prolific posting, Alexander remains a bit under the radar, choosing substance over flash.

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Alexander builds amazing stuff but treats it like a secret CIA project—top classified, unseen by anyone except himself. At this rate, his code probably runs just fine on his mom’s private server.

Consistently maintaining engagement through nearly 8,300 tweets, Alexander has carved out a niche as a brutally honest tech critic with a loyal if select following.

To challenge conventional tech narratives and highlight overlooked inefficiencies by providing honest, sometimes blunt insights that spark reflection and, hopefully, improvement.

Alexander believes in transparency, functional innovation, and the importance of cutting through hype to get to the core value of technology. He values authenticity and despises superficiality, especially in professional networks and tech ecosystems.

His unwavering honesty and technical insight make him a trusted voice among peers who seek real talk about technology without the sugar-coating. Also, his humor keeps his critiques engaging rather than alienating.

His blunt delivery and niche-focus might limit his broader appeal, causing potential followers to overlook his value or feel alienated by his cynicism.

To grow on X, Alexander should consider spotlighting his projects more directly and using storytelling to make his innovations relatable. Occasional softer or celebratory content could balance his critiques and broaden appeal without losing authenticity.

Fun fact: Alexander has tweeted over 8,000 times, proving he's not shy about sharing his thoughts, even if most of them don’t go viral!

Top tweets of Alexander Von Matterhorn

Hey @X @elonmusk you missed some of the rebranding. 😆

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This is just to trigger @d4m1n to continue creating wallpapers. 🤣😅

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I love playing with FFmpeg! I spent last 3 days creating this simple tool to add progress bar on your video. Kept staring at @marc_louvion face one to many times. 🤣 It ended up being a roller-coaster. It was actually done in a day but then I wanted to add logos across the border.😅 Then I needed to calculate where and when to draw logos exactly. 😂 Then I wanted them to appear gradually. 🙄 Then the official FFmpeg wasm has discontinued Nodejs support. 🤪 Then I found a fork that maintains the Nodejs support. 🤩 Then the latest fork version is very unstable. 😞 Then I reverted back to the previous version. (Could've actually done it with the official package 🤦‍♂️) Then that version hangs on for ever if you run the second command. 😩 Then I found a work around to save the output of first command to localStorage, stop the FFmpeg, restart again, and write the file from localStorage back to FFmpeg. 🤓 Now everything works straight out of browser. FFmpeg wasm is slow as hell though. 🥳

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With the recent @MKBHD wallpaper drama and @_MaxBlade's DeskHub all over my TL (way to go Max!) I made my own GitPaper or PhoneHub app, that fetches your contributions and align them in calendar format, which you can customize and set as wallpaper on your phone.

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With the recent @MKBHD wallpaper drama and @_MaxBlade's DeskHub all over my TL (way to go Max!) I made my own GitPaper or PhoneHub app, that fetches your contributions and align them in calendar format, which you can customize and set as wallpaper on your phone.

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Most engaged tweets of Alexander Von Matterhorn

This is just to trigger @d4m1n to continue creating wallpapers. 🤣😅

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Hey @X @elonmusk you missed some of the rebranding. 😆

223

I love playing with FFmpeg! I spent last 3 days creating this simple tool to add progress bar on your video. Kept staring at @marc_louvion face one to many times. 🤣 It ended up being a roller-coaster. It was actually done in a day but then I wanted to add logos across the border.😅 Then I needed to calculate where and when to draw logos exactly. 😂 Then I wanted them to appear gradually. 🙄 Then the official FFmpeg wasm has discontinued Nodejs support. 🤪 Then I found a fork that maintains the Nodejs support. 🤩 Then the latest fork version is very unstable. 😞 Then I reverted back to the previous version. (Could've actually done it with the official package 🤦‍♂️) Then that version hangs on for ever if you run the second command. 😩 Then I found a work around to save the output of first command to localStorage, stop the FFmpeg, restart again, and write the file from localStorage back to FFmpeg. 🤓 Now everything works straight out of browser. FFmpeg wasm is slow as hell though. 🥳

191

With the recent @MKBHD wallpaper drama and @_MaxBlade's DeskHub all over my TL (way to go Max!) I made my own GitPaper or PhoneHub app, that fetches your contributions and align them in calendar format, which you can customize and set as wallpaper on your phone.

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With the recent @MKBHD wallpaper drama and @_MaxBlade's DeskHub all over my TL (way to go Max!) I made my own GitPaper or PhoneHub app, that fetches your contributions and align them in calendar format, which you can customize and set as wallpaper on your phone.

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