Get live statistics and analysis of The Eternal Spirit of Sockington's profile on X / Twitter

17 IS JUST A NUMBER a number I cannot count to incidentally REGARDLESS JUST A NUMBER meet socks the silver lion

update I CAUGHT THE RED DOT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUPPPPP yes still sockington STILL THE BEST SOCKINGTON OF ALL hello followers

IS EVERYBODY OK meow for help

IF HE FITS HE SITS cardboard forever

DO NOT WORRY I AM FINE awesome actually

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CLEANED UNDER THE COUCH my museum my lovely museum DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO CURATE THOSE TOYS ugh starting again

BEING A CAT REALLY SEEMS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO LATELY boy howdy

new character limit huh MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW much improved

AS REMAINING MILLION FOLLOWER CAT ON TWITTER let me take this time to thank socks army for always being there LIFTING ME HIGH so many hands so few smeared with tuna BUT I FORGIVE YOU

WHOOPS I FORGOT I HAVE A MILLION FOLLOWERS how's everyone doing STILL A CAT MYSELF

JUST NOTICED THE FOLLOWER PURGE CONTINUES down to 1.2 million followers THIS IS IT THIS IS IT FOLKS it's down to you few left JUST 1.2 MILLION CATS uh you are all cats right

REGRET NOTHING

2022 AND STILL MEOWING

A ROOM WITHOUT A CAT IS BASICALLY A WAITING ROOM FOR A CAT

HELLO EVERYONE I am a cat

we're up all night to get tuna WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET TUNA

I GOT YELLED AT FOR MAKING THE PERFECT COFFEE TABLE LANDING

HAD A LITTLE MEDICAL VISIT you will all be glad to know food lady opted for extended socks license IN OTHER NEWS APPARENTLY ONE OF MY KIDNEYS NEEDED A REBOOT

HEY GREAT NEWS FOLKS today I am 13 years old SIMPLE BIRTHDAY WISH go adopt a cat or dog in need OPTIONALLY NAME THEM SOCKS

I LICKED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT / the taste of a furry spastic / I LICKED A SQUIRREL JUST TO TRY IT / can't tell if squirrel minded

OKAY APPARENTLY THE FOOD PEOPLE HAVE DECIDED TO BE HOUSE CATS FOR LIFE awkward

WHY IS A TREE IN THE HOUSE AGAIN every year I tell you THIS IS NOT PROPER LANDSCAPING

TIME TO UPDATE YOU ON MY PRIVACY POLICY turns out I am going to continue to get up in all your business at my whim ALSO PRONE TO USE YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER AS A BED IF YOU LEAVE IT OPEN

TROT TROT TROT TROT sit WAS THIS ROOM IN NEED OF A CAT OR MERELY IN WANT OF A CAT well regardless problem solved

HELLO SOCKINGTON THE CAT HERE having holiday sale YOU CAN STUFF ME WITH TURKEY FOR FREE that is right absolutely free ALSO FREE CARRYING OF SLEEPY SOCKINGTON AROUND HOUSE deluxe holiday package

ASSUME THE OFFICIAL SOCKS ARMY POSITION

APPARENTLY THE GREAT TWITTER LOCKED ACCOUNT PURGE HAS HAPPENED now I'm down to my last 1.42 million followers BOO HOO FOR POOR SOCKINGTON how is everyone doing by the way my remaining followers

APPARENTLY OTHER CATS ARE ACTUAL THING folks meet my little holiday buddy mandrake MANDRAKE HERE'S A MILLION PEOPLE

AND THEY ALL HEARD HIM SAY AS HE RODE INTO NIGHT merry socksmas to all and ps I stole one of your ham pieces

AND TO ALL A GOOD REFUSAL TO ANSWER QUESTIONS REGARDING THE STATE OF THE TREE ON THE GROUNDS IT MIGHT BE USED TO INCRIMINATE ME

why is the blue checkmark on my name GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF ooo shakymouse with tiny wings and halo WHERE WAS I oh yes GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

TOTALLY WON LIFE now just doing side quests

LOOK I USED TO BE A YOUNG CAT AND SO I HAD TO SLEEP ALL THE TIME now I am old cat who has to sleep all the time HOW HARD IS THIS TO PROCESS ps do not move I'm sleeping zzzz

I SEE SOMEONE WROTE AN ANONYMOUS ESSAY ABOUT PROBLEMS WITH MY ACTIVITIES AROUND THIS HOUSE interrogating shakymice now ALSO WHO USES A WORD LIKE TUNABURGLAR

OVERNIGHT SHIFT socks on duty ALL QUIET ON KITCHEN FRONT all well IN UNRELATED NEWS SOMETHING FELL OFF TABLE AND I MAY HAVE BOLTED UPSTAIRS

EVERYONE GETS SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS and now the thrilling cliffhanger WILL MY TAIL KNOCK DOWN ORNAMENTS hint yes

MERRY SOCKSMAS

REST IN PEACE BUDDY THE DOG you were a very good dog I heard THE BEST OF BUDDIES excellent name FATTY'S BROTHER BRANDON WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

meow AND THAT IS FINAL

KNOCK ALL THE PILLOWS OFF THE COUCH or sit by empty food bowl meowing three hours early GET YOU A CAT WHO CAN DO BOTH

HELLO MY TUNA hello my salmon HELLO MY FISH BASED LUNCH send me a pile of food YOU KNOW I WON'T BE RUDE if you refuse me and you don't choose me THEN I'LL BE LEFT ALONE oh tuna COME ON AND FEED ME WHEN I'M HOME

I ONLY SEE PENNY IN MY DREAMS NOW so really I only miss her 30 minutes a day REMEMBER TO HUG ALL FURRY FRIENDS SOCKS ARMY even if we hiss

STILL DOING A CANNONBALL DIVE INTO SLUMBER yep still got it PERFECT TEN THANK YOU THANK YOU zzzzz

I TOO HAVE PLAYED GREAT SPECULATION IN THE SOCK MARKET stolen socks up four hundred percent EPIC SHIRT SQUEEZE

WHY ARE SO MANY EGGS FOLLOWING MY TWITTER ACCOUNT why are none of them hatching SURELY A FEW OF YOU MIGHT BE DELICIOUS work with me birds

FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEE IT'S SO EASY TO FEED ME all alone with the memory of my feeding last night IF YOU FEEED ME YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPINESS IS ooo the sound of an opening can

PLEASE NOTE I AM CURRENTLY DOING QUITE FINE SOCKS ARMY however feel free to send me get well tuna OR GET WELL SNACKS OR GET WELL CAT TOYS

HA HA YES any cats brought home for whatever reason are happy regardless of what you name us DO YOU THINK SOCKINGTON WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE ironically it probably would be killmonger

TOOK A NAP ON THE WAY TO TAKING A NAP AND DREAMED I WAS TAKING A NAP WHILE ON THE WAY TO A NAP napception WE MUST GO SLEEPER

YOU SHALL NOT PASS egad woah you're stepping over me you're huge WELL ENJOY WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING YOU'RE WELCOME

TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT well hello there TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT TREAT what is this TREAT TREAT TREAT oh you shouldn't have ps TREAT TREAT TREAT

hup hooooo RIGHT HERE FOR YOU make with the petting CATS KNOW WHEN YOU NEED THEM

LOOK A LOT OF CONFLICTING REPORTS ARE COMING OUT but I contend the lamp was always like that in that position ALSO WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE MULTIPLE PIECES MEANS MORE FLEXIBILITY FOR SAID LAMP isn't the real lamp the friends we made and broke along the way

OH WOW YOU ARE HOME sockington runs around you hopping and happy WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE IN JOY sockington can't get enough of you IT IS SO WONDERFUL YOU ARE HERE socks makes you dinner OH NO PLOT TWIST it was all a dream sockington has not moved since you arrived zzzzzz

GIVE ME PETTINGS AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER these are forward looking statements and may not reflect actual performance

and I'd like to take a minute JUST SIT RIGHT THERE and I'll tell you how the couch became covered in hair THE FRESH CAT OF WALTHAM

ANCIENT SOCKS old beyond measure a tired bag of bones WHAT FORSOOTH is a can opening SOCKINGTON INSTANT APPEARANCE

so hot so very very hot THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING the return of your favorite superhero flat cat FLLAAAAAT CAAAAAAAT two dimensional hero

WELCOME TO SOCKINGTON PODCAST podcast mostly me yowling SOCKINGTON PODCAST COVERS ISSUES OF THE DAY is door open where are current shakymouses is couch or bed softer is sun patch available ALL THIS AND MORE you can't subscribe you're already subscribed NEW EPISODE WHILE YOU SLEEP

PRIMARILY I AM A CAT just doing cat things OH AND HOW ABOUT YOU oh WELL THAT'S NOT LIKE BEING A CAT BUT I'M SURE IT'S PLEASANT ENOUGH FOR YOU definitely look into being a cat though

WHAT IS WITH THE COLD FLOOR the floor is the exact opposite of lava PLEASE FORWARD ALL CALLS TO THE OCCASIONALLY MOVING QUILT ON THE LARGE BROWN COUCH

WOW CAT NOON ALREADY TIME FOR CAT LUNCH get up get up LUNCH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY currently tied with breakfast dinner and yowlbeg YES THAT IS RIGHT I INVENTED A MAGICAL FOURTH MEAL one of many accomplishments this evening

HOLY NINE LIVES a new cat is joining the household EVERYONE IS TRYING TO SPELL IT SO I DON'T NOTICE folks I notice I USE TWITTER I CAN SPELL

meow

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING oh what a beautiful day I KNOCKED A FEW NICE THINGS OVER oh what a beautiful day

SITTING ON TOILET SEAT UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES ME MOVE game of throne

FINALLY GOT MY DOCTORATE IN TUNA call me doctor tuna DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN EAT YOURSELF INTO A STATE OF HIGHER EDUCATION now you do AH YES DOCTOR TUNA ALREADY HAS TENURE tuna tenure

DO YOU NEED A VALENTINE no worries socks is your valentine PAD PAD PAD lap PURRRRRRRRRRRRR we will discuss your valentine's feeding schedule at an appropriate later time

AMAZING NEWS FOLKS food lady has officially adopted food princess MADDIE yay I HAVE TWO FOOD LADIES FOREVER AND EVER stereo food ladies

SENDING THE WORD OUT WORLD WIDE this is not a drill

NEW LITTERBOX who dis

SO HOW ABOUT CAT SNUGGLES am I right DISCLAIMER CAT SNUGGLES ARE NOT FREELY GIVEN BUT CONGRATULATIONS IF YOU GET THEM GOOD SHOW

HAPPY MOM DAY MOM WHEREVER YOU ARE your little kitten never forgot the smell of your fur

WOW YOU LOOK REALLY STRESSED crazy world huh GREAT NEWS socks needs petting DOO DEE DOO stress disappearing AND WHAT IS THIS belly rubs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY EVEN light at the end of the tunnel shows a lot of fur flying

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL SOCKINGTON may I take your bags JUST KIDDING no gripping for this catcierge BUT AS SOON AS YOU LIE DOWN I'M JUMPING ON YOUR CHEST and that's a hotel sockington guarantee

I CAME TO TAKE NAMES AND TWITCH MY TAIL and I'm all out of names ACTUALLY DONT CARE ABOUT THE NAMES here to twitch my tail basically LOOK HOW I PULL THE ROOM TOGETHER

excuse me food lady CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU WISH TO GET UP note current status of socks snuggled on blanket QUADRUPLE GRAVITY ENGAGED

THE RESULTS ARE IN more sockington requested MORE SOCKINGTON IT SHALL BE we apologize for any delays or concerns based on mismanagement of required twitter cat time

trot trot trot IS THIS A HEATING VENT I FEEL plop CAT VACATION BEGINS NOW wait a minute what am I vacationing from OH WELL TOO LATE

OH HEY SOCKS ARMY AND EVERYONE ELSE not doing political tweets this time around STICKING WITH TUNA AND SHAKYMICE IF THAT'S OK

WHERE IS YOUR BLUE CHECK NOW socks wins again

HELLO ALL MY FOLLOWERS another catmas upon us KEEPING IT REAL HERE IN SOCKSLAND tuna for everyone PLEASE NOTE I AM PART OF EVERYONR

QUARANTINE IT IS THEN fifteen years and counting

well hello there reflective window in rainstorm MY GOODNESS DO I SPY A MOST STUNNING GRAY GENTLEMAN salutations sockington flanked by clouds

trot trot trot AND WHAT IS THIS could it be could it really be AN INVISIBLE THING ONLY I SEE FOR SOME REASON jump jump jump ANYWAY trot trot

mmmmm GO ON

I WAS THINKING OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT VERIFIED verified as tuna inspector HELLO PLEASE PRESENT YOUR TUNA chop chop

EVERYTHING IS A PILLOW FORT if you stick your face into it hard enough BIG FACTS

SOCKS IS KING OF THE STAIRS ONCE MORE hark who climbs there HAVE YOU BROUGHT KING SOCKS TREATS ah but only a scritching STILL YOU MAY PASS

DON'T CRY FOR ME KITCHEN TABLE the truth is I'm blamed for crashes BUT THAT'S NO PROBLEM you're just so awesome YOU HAD SOME DISHES and I like jumping

REMEMBER TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD OFTEN avoid using meow TRUST ME make it meowmeow or something

sockington tech support HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN hmm HAVE YOU TRIED STUFFING THE CAT WITH FISH UNTIL HIS EYES BULGE what

TIME FOR CAT JENGA bat bat WOBBLE bat bat CRASH thank you this has been cat jenga

TIME TO TEACH BASIC CAT repeat after me MEOW MEOW everybody MEOW MEOW means give me food IT ALWAYS MEANS GIVE ME FOOD class dismissed MEOW

THE RESULTS ARE IN all precincts reporting NAP BEATS DOING ANYTHING ELSE 100% huzzah dreamland zzzzz

HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT TWITTER what do you mean it is no longer called twitter FINE FINE my new name is sox PLEASE ADDRESS ME BY MY NEW NAME I CHOSE FOR NO GOOD REASON