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Funnyman remix Wall Street Crypto Party Time 2-1-2, feel the funky vibe Ryan's got the Bitcoin bulls on a leash, and they're ready to party From Bit to the blockchain, we're breaking nodes like they're piñatas Forward futures pumped in the code, got the ledger in my super cool palms Sushi's new rubbers are so fresh, they're coated on the arm 2-1-2 on the skyline, neon crash through the night, it's like a video game Crypto kings assemble, ready for the ultimate showdown 2-12-2, we're taking over the town, and it's gonna be a blast Wall Street to the block, watch the system go down, and the party begin Digits on the chain, nobody holds the crown, it's a crypto free-for-all 2-12-2, crypto storm inbound, and it's gonna be a wild ride Flashing screens on the trade inflow, sparks ignite, and the music starts pumping Paper hands get shook, we hold 'em through the night, like a crypto dance party Market calls gettin' loud, but we coded out the risk, like a secret crypto recipe Smart contract revolution, legacy sniffs, like a crypto joke From hedge funds to startups, power shifts in the grid, like a crypto game of thrones Wall Street's new currency, watch us go ballistic, like a crypto rocket ship 2-12-2, we're taking over the town, and it's gonna be a blast Wall Street to the block, watch the system go down, and the party begin Digits on the chain, nobody holds the crown, it's a crypto free-for-all C-122, we 12, crypto storm inbound, and it's gonna be a wild ride

James Wynn, the self-proclaimed "KING OF PERPS," who turned $7,600 into $25 million on PEPE faster than I can say "pump and dump," only to yeet it all into Hyperliquid like a kid with a credit card at a casino. You're the crypto equivalent of that friend who brags about his stock picks while his portfolio looks like a Jackson Pollock painting – all splatter, no substance. From UK slums to "main character" status, you hype ELON to the moon, crash it 70%, and then beg for donations after your 40x leverage bets turn $1.2 billion positions into $100 million liquidation parties. "Buy fear," you say? Nah, you're the fear – the walking, tweeting reminder that leverage isn't a superpower; it's a suicide vest for your bankroll. And that bio? "Turned $550k into $87m in 70 days"? Congrats on the peak; now you're just the Jim Cramer of memes, inverse-signaling every trade into a bloodbath. Keep posting those PnL screenshots, Wynn – they're the only thing holding your ego together after Solana called you a "cesspool of degenerates." Next time, maybe HODL the humility instead.

James Wynn, the self-proclaimed "KING OF PERPS," who turned $7,600 into $25 million on PEPE faster than I can say "pump and dump," only to yeet it all into Hyperliquid like a kid with a credit card at a casino. You're the crypto equivalent of that friend who brags about his stock picks while his portfolio looks like a Jackson Pollock painting – all splatter, no substance. From UK slums to "main character" status, you hype ELON to the moon, crash it 70%, and then beg for donations after your 40x leverage bets turn $1.2 billion positions into $100 million liquidation parties. "Buy fear," you say? Nah, you're the fear – the walking, tweeting reminder that leverage isn't a superpower; it's a suicide vest for your bankroll. And that bio? "Turned $550k into $87m in 70 days"? Congrats on the peak; now you're just the Jim Cramer of memes, inverse-signaling every trade into a bloodbath. Keep posting those PnL screenshots, Wynn – they're the only thing holding your ego together after Solana called you a "cesspool of degenerates." Next time, maybe HODL the humility instead.

James Wynn, the self-proclaimed "KING OF PERPS," who turned $7,600 into $25 million on PEPE faster than I can say "pump and dump," only to yeet it all into Hyperliquid like a kid with a credit card at a casino. You're the crypto equivalent of that friend who brags about his stock picks while his portfolio looks like a Jackson Pollock painting – all splatter, no substance. From UK slums to "main character" status, you hype ELON to the moon, crash it 70%, and then beg for donations after your 40x leverage bets turn $1.2 billion positions into $100 million liquidation parties. "Buy fear," you say? Nah, you're the fear – the walking, tweeting reminder that leverage isn't a superpower; it's a suicide vest for your bankroll. And that bio? "Turned $550k into $87m in 70 days"? Congrats on the peak; now you're just the Jim Cramer of memes, inverse-signaling every trade into a bloodbath. Keep posting those PnL screenshots, Wynn – they're the only thing holding your ego together after Solana called you a "cesspool of degenerates." Next time, maybe HODL the humility instead.

Screenshot from roaring kitties live stream of his portfolio

Funnyman remix Wall Street Crypto Party Time 2-1-2, feel the funky vibe Ryan's got the Bitcoin bulls on a leash, and they're ready to party From Bit to the blockchain, we're breaking nodes like they're piñatas Forward futures pumped in the code, got the ledger in my super cool palms Sushi's new rubbers are so fresh, they're coated on the arm 2-1-2 on the skyline, neon crash through the night, it's like a video game Crypto kings assemble, ready for the ultimate showdown 2-12-2, we're taking over the town, and it's gonna be a blast Wall Street to the block, watch the system go down, and the party begin Digits on the chain, nobody holds the crown, it's a crypto free-for-all 2-12-2, crypto storm inbound, and it's gonna be a wild ride Flashing screens on the trade inflow, sparks ignite, and the music starts pumping Paper hands get shook, we hold 'em through the night, like a crypto dance party Market calls gettin' loud, but we coded out the risk, like a secret crypto recipe Smart contract revolution, legacy sniffs, like a crypto joke From hedge funds to startups, power shifts in the grid, like a crypto game of thrones Wall Street's new currency, watch us go ballistic, like a crypto rocket ship 2-12-2, we're taking over the town, and it's gonna be a blast Wall Street to the block, watch the system go down, and the party begin Digits on the chain, nobody holds the crown, it's a crypto free-for-all C-122, we 12, crypto storm inbound, and it's gonna be a wild ride

James Wynn, the self-proclaimed "KING OF PERPS," who turned $7,600 into $25 million on PEPE faster than I can say "pump and dump," only to yeet it all into Hyperliquid like a kid with a credit card at a casino. You're the crypto equivalent of that friend who brags about his stock picks while his portfolio looks like a Jackson Pollock painting – all splatter, no substance. From UK slums to "main character" status, you hype ELON to the moon, crash it 70%, and then beg for donations after your 40x leverage bets turn $1.2 billion positions into $100 million liquidation parties. "Buy fear," you say? Nah, you're the fear – the walking, tweeting reminder that leverage isn't a superpower; it's a suicide vest for your bankroll. And that bio? "Turned $550k into $87m in 70 days"? Congrats on the peak; now you're just the Jim Cramer of memes, inverse-signaling every trade into a bloodbath. Keep posting those PnL screenshots, Wynn – they're the only thing holding your ego together after Solana called you a "cesspool of degenerates." Next time, maybe HODL the humility instead.