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brother u are supposed to go down with the ship

a timelapse of crypto / ct

>im a fulltime cryptocurrency investor

every single time i try to levg trade

thank you jeff

ive blown up mores times than most so trust me when i say things always get better your life is a call option, theres no reason to early exercise

i recently found out that the nubcat artist didnt have that much of the token so i decided to fix that, i donated half of my stack, now everyone aligned let this be a lesson in positive externalities, i think what i have left will be worth more this way free nubcat

if ur fulltime in this space, regardless of your role (founder/eng/bd/investor) you really only have two jobs - derisk some in froth to ensure your family can weather any economic outcome - rerisk on when everyone is declaring crypto over and dead everything else is noise

fuck you, higher your biggest risk is being underallocated to the industry you log onto everyday

tradfi election story time in 2016 i was a quant trader on a HFT options mm desk for a big bank (we were the only bb w/ an internal prop desk like this, arthur breitman of tezos sat in the row over) around noon, big boss comes over and tells us to make sure slides (pnl risk scenarios in case of correlated market moves) were cleaned up going into election, specifically the -5% area. we spent like 50k in premium buying vix calls and went about the day somehow we took eye off the ball and between 3:45-4 got taken for a bunch of downside risk. our -5% slide was now horrific, -8m for a desk that made like 100m a year big boss (who also divorced rebeka mercer during the race, the guy hated trump) goes ballistic, we all go home sweating trump starts to win, markets are nuking overnight, pinning our -5% doomsday scenario, none of us are sleeping, groupchat is v worried for our bonuses/jobs then icahn goes home early to turbobid markets us opens flat closes up 1% we have one of our best days ever thanks to the evaporating short gamma moral of the story: idk i dont think we learned anything just thank god for icahn

a short story in four parts

brother u are supposed to go down with the ship

a timelapse of crypto / ct

every single time i try to levg trade

i recently found out that the nubcat artist didnt have that much of the token so i decided to fix that, i donated half of my stack, now everyone aligned let this be a lesson in positive externalities, i think what i have left will be worth more this way free nubcat

thank you jeff

this is going to be the most midcurve post ive made in a while but here goes i like setups where its very clear to me where the next set of flows are - think btc etf or trump win its not immediately clear to me where the next set of buy flows for this bullrun are

a short story in four parts

dear god pls let this start a "successful web2 founder second act launching a fair distro mobile app token" meta i will be so much better at that than memecoins

playing with the new thing is turning out well again final table tmrw

tired of getting rugged by milady-adjacent eco and dont tell me cult is any different lmfao it was a fun ride but i think its time for me to leave this party (posted and deleted because i wasnt sure if it was an exploit or inside job, but i think it was based on timing)

victory screen - ct edition kept enough that its still by far my largest crypto position, i truly believe that HL is the onchain binance send it higher now

i did some dumb things -bought some csgo skins and cases -set up a 10yr $1 dca for spx -longed magic internet money cults on lighter -longed magic internet money cults on variational gl to me

i am out of my fotm perp dex bags, rotated profits to llp think it wouldnt be crazy to see hype $3x at some pt but im gna hold thru main port (~60%): btc hype hood memecoins (<5%): spx nubcat cash/llp 10% charizards 25% things im very excited about: lighter unit dexari