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Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that

Count Binface announces he's standing in Richmond against Rishi Sunak – though still not at ease among humans, the power-hungry candidate from another world said he looked forward to meeting Binface

GB News has reported losses of £42 million as a result of overpaying onscreen talent, thereby demonstrating a misunderstanding of both accounting practices and the word 'talent'

Musk to give away $1 million per day in last ditch attempt to get somebody to like him

After the government reveals British police will help patrol Paris for the Olympics, Policing Minister Chris Philp starts sending officers to France to guard its most famous landmarks

Escaped prisoner got out by clinging to a delivery van, and not - as previously thought - by leaning against a concrete wall.

The Conservatives have criticised Labour’s plans to give more money to public sector workers, because 14 years of giving public money to your mates worked out so well for Britain

Live scenes as Gianni Infantino takes his seat at the World Cup:

Esther McVey has defended comparing a smoking ban in pub gardens to the Holocaust, saying "It's an analogy". Here’s another: 'making Esther McVey Minister for Common Sense was like asking Joey Essex to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity’

A Conservative Party spokesman says Louise Haigh “failed to behave to the standards expected of an MP", as she hadn’t thrown a lockdown party, bullied a civil servant, given a PPE contract to her mate, gone on reality TV instead of doing her job or crashed the economy

As Emmanuel Macron calls a snap election, one world leader gets in touch to offer some advice

Former Tory Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng declares Labour’s ‘disastrous’ tax plans will ‘bankrupt’ Britain, but what would he know about that?

To be fair to the Tory government at the time, there were elements of the Covid pandemic that no-one had ever seen before. Like the UK's VIP lane for PPE deals, the only country in the world to have one

It was a disappointing night for George Galloway who’s not only lost his seat but also the coveted ‘Best Election Hat’ award

A sharp rise in vets’ bills in the UK is seeing people take their pets to Turkey for cheaper treatment, with some unexpected consequences

Thames Water has asked regulators to let it raise customer bills by £228 a year, showing they're  capable of taking the piss, just not out of our water

Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that

Musk to give away $1 million per day in last ditch attempt to get somebody to like him

A Conservative Party spokesman says Louise Haigh “failed to behave to the standards expected of an MP", as she hadn’t thrown a lockdown party, bullied a civil servant, given a PPE contract to her mate, gone on reality TV instead of doing her job or crashed the economy

On the official Government jet, a Labour aide reads out a sheet of paper found discarded under a seat, headed 'My To-Do List as PM, 2024-29, by Rishi Sunak'

Former Tory Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng declares Labour’s ‘disastrous’ tax plans will ‘bankrupt’ Britain, but what would he know about that?

Prince Andrew will have to pay his own costs if he wants to remain living in Royal Lodge. So he'll have to use his 'own' money, that he's 'worked' 'hard' to 'earn' over the years

Esther McVey has defended comparing a smoking ban in pub gardens to the Holocaust, saying "It's an analogy". Here’s another: 'making Esther McVey Minister for Common Sense was like asking Joey Essex to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity’

GB News has reported losses of £42 million as a result of overpaying onscreen talent, thereby demonstrating a misunderstanding of both accounting practices and the word 'talent'

Elon Musk has been blocked from receiving the world's biggest ever pay package. It's a disappointment, as the $56bn would have almost covered the loss he's made since buying Twitter

Donald Trump is set to resume outdoor rallies but now with bullet-proof glass to protect him, which can only mean Almighty God isn't up to the job he was doing four weeks ago

After the government reveals British police will help patrol Paris for the Olympics, Policing Minister Chris Philp starts sending officers to France to guard its most famous landmarks

England striker Raheem Sterling is weighing up a transfer to Manchester United or face a season training with the reserves for Chelsea. It would be a humiliating fall from grace, playing with other rejects and no chance of silverware, if he does decide to go to United

US Presidential debate: After Trump claims people in Springfield are eating dogs, there’s concern about where he’s been getting his news from

Responding to Keir Starmer’s failure to declare gifts of clothes from a Labour donor, David Lammy insists ‘PMs rely on donations so they can always look their best’