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8 y/o daughter lost her hearing. Had to learn to sign. Struggled at first as none of her friends knew how to talk to her. One day I noticed our Labrador run to the treat cupboard after she signed "treat?" to her. In the absence of friends our dog had learned sign language for her

Retired vet. Whenever someone brought in a perfectly healthy animal to be put to sleep, I always encouraged it to be done privately in their absence. If they agreed, I secretly sent the animal to some friends who run a rehoming centre. Still charged for the "euthanasia".

I kicked my husband our because friends had seen him kissing another woman, I didn't give him the option to explain, we eventually divorced, months after friends took me out to dinner, they pointed over to a guy and said can you believe he's out with her. It wasn't him.

Deaf person, spent most of my life living in silence. In my 30s I adopted a chilled and sassy cat called Lady. She lays with me often & purrs. Though I could feel her purring I couldn't hear it. She's the reason I decided to get cochlear implants, because I wanted to hear her.

Went on a date with a guy, he looked a bit dirty & actually stank a little, he talked a bit & we ordered drinks and food, and I noticed flashing lights outside, & the police came in, & it turns out, he saved a little girl from drowning & didn't want to be late for the date.

Left our 17yo home alone for the first time last weekend, was secretly hoping he'd have a party or at least sneak in a gf/bf. Nothing, ring cameras confirm it, checked with neighbours too, he never even left the house, I'm more than a little disappointed.

After years of pleading, I finally convinced my wife to try an open relationship. We're now both on dating apps. She has 2,000+ likes, a few dates in the diary, and has already slept with 3 men. I've gotten zero attention despite redoing my profile and paying for boosts. Gutted.

The massive row between me and my wife at her cousin's wedding was actually staged because I needed to leave early for a work thing, and she wanted to get back at her cousin for getting engaged at our wedding.

About a year ago, the company I worked for switched to a 4 day week. Never told my Wife. Each Friday, I hire out a small office where I play Football Manager. I like to pretend its my Manager's office. I have 'conversations' with players about disciplinary matters and contracts.

I work in HR; when I interview I always start the meeting with "Hello there". If the candidate responds with "General Kenobi" they get the job, no matter what. I have hired three people who were useless purely based on this.

I don't think people realise just how bad things are in The UK. My wife and I are 40. No kids. Both started with nothing but now in the top 5% of earners. We can just afford the a small 2 bedroom house, but would be homeless in a few months if we both lost our jobs.

I gave up everything to be with another man & so did he. Now we've moved in together it's like looking after a child. He only eats beige food, plays the PS5 all night & doesn't clean up after himself. I saw his wife in asda & she just smiled. She knows what I'm experiencing

Terminal cancer sufferer here. 6 months to live tops. My wife has been amazing through it all. So much so that I haven't mentioned that I know she is having an affair with a neighbour. He is actually a nice guy and the thought she won't be alone after I have gone makes me happy.

My name in my email signature is Thomas, not Tom. Replying to me as Tom has just lost a builder a 90k job.

As a teenager in Neustrelitz (East Germany), I painted small stones purple and left them all over town. Did it for years. It drove the police and Stasi nuts. It meant nothing. It just felt good to do something they couldn't control or understand.

Tried brewing alcohol. First batch was a monumental failure & went down the drain. Second batch was a success but it tasted so weak & like it had a low ABV%, so I drank it all quick. Woke up next afternoon in a bush, in my boxers, 21 miles away from home, no idea how I got there.

My name in my email signature is Thomas, not Tom. Replying to me as Tom has just lost a builder a 90k job.

I don't think people realise just how bad things are in The UK. My wife and I are 40. No kids. Both started with nothing but now in the top 5% of earners. We can just afford the a small 2 bedroom house, but would be homeless in a few months if we both lost our jobs.

Retired vet. Whenever someone brought in a perfectly healthy animal to be put to sleep, I always encouraged it to be done privately in their absence. If they agreed, I secretly sent the animal to some friends who run a rehoming centre. Still charged for the "euthanasia".

After years of pleading, I finally convinced my wife to try an open relationship. We're now both on dating apps. She has 2,000+ likes, a few dates in the diary, and has already slept with 3 men. I've gotten zero attention despite redoing my profile and paying for boosts. Gutted.

I kicked my husband our because friends had seen him kissing another woman, I didn't give him the option to explain, we eventually divorced, months after friends took me out to dinner, they pointed over to a guy and said can you believe he's out with her. It wasn't him.

My parents recently gave me & my sister some cash as an advance inheritance. I can't tell my wife, or else it'll be new sofas and a patio. I could do without having "How do I hide £25k" on my browser history. Help.

I told my husband to get over his Mum's passing, it's been 15 years since she passed away, I honestly think 15 years is long enough, especially when my Mum died earlier this year and I've got on with my life, he actually took leave on her birthday and anniversary.

About a year ago, the company I worked for switched to a 4 day week. Never told my Wife. Each Friday, I hire out a small office where I play Football Manager. I like to pretend its my Manager's office. I have 'conversations' with players about disciplinary matters and contracts.

I'm British, grew up in the 90s and work in comedy, but I've never understood Vic and Bob. I'd like to – my friends seem to have a great time – but I don't get it. 30 years of pretending to laugh when a man shouts uvavu.

I had a one night stand with a celeb chef while my husband was working abroad. My girlfriends know and bought me his book for Xmas. Mortified when I opened it in front of the family.

My husband has a beautiful singing voice, but one morning I was in foul mood, and he was singing, so I said could he stop, as his singing could crack concrete. That was months ago, he's not sang once or hummed since then. I want his song back in my life.

I once peeled off hard dead skin from my feet and simmered it in the frying pan. It tastes exactly like the skin of cooked rotisserie chicken. I'd never do it again, but wanted to try.

My boyfriend has started working from home 1 day a week. The way he speaks to his colleagues has been a bit of an eye opener that's making me reconsider our relationship. Just today i've heard him say the phrases low hanging fruit, synergy, proof in the pudding & extra bandwidth.

My wife & I are in a petty, silent battle as pertains to the cutlery drawer. With the little spoon tray being a given, I say the order goes knives, forks, spoons. She says forks, knives, spoons. We each keep swapping the knives & forks around, but have never said a word about it.

Happily married man, adore my wife, but there is a woman at work I really fancy. We've started eating lunch together, perfectly innocent just chatting, but when I get home it feels like I've been cheating.

I'm a grandparent with two young grandchildren. Since last year, I've been charging my daughter and son-in-law an hourly rate when they want me to look after the grandkids. Their childminder charges so why shouldn't I? Plus, my bills aren't going to pay themselves.