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Made 1.5m$ in last few months. Decided to cash it out. Not a single bank allows me to cash more than 3k/month. You are not allowed to get rich in Eastern Europe.

I gave a hooker around 3 BTC in the summer of 2013 and I still check on the address. She has begun depositing to Coinbase to presumably sell. I have no Bitcoin.

I bought weed on the darkweb for 4,220 BTC. I still sometimes go back and look at the transaction onchain.

While my dad had stage 4 lung cancer, I yolo'd $5,000 into Dogecoin at .001. Sold close to the top. Dogecoin paid for my father's experimental surgery which gave me a couple months more with him. I owe this space so much.

$4K in 2019 to $1.6M by 2022. Cashed out $300K, rest plunged to $100K. Wife blames me for 'losing $1M,' unappreciative of gains. Secretly back at $1M. Not telling her—she’d use it against me.

Turned $300 into $600,000 worth of tokens, but there's barely any liquidity. Every time I try to sell $1,000, the market cap drops by $200,000. Am I stuck?

I put 11k in Stepn 'move to earn' last month. Now it's down 95%. I'd need to run 11km every day for a year just to break even.

I'm a single mother of 3 sons, I've secretly been investing $100 a week into BTC and ETH for the last 2 years. Nobody knows, but hopefully one day it will help my children.

I was a crypto noob during the last cycle and was late to the party. I invested 10k into USDC thinking it would easily 10x as everything else was peaking. Several weeks would pass before I understood what USDC actually was.

Almost $800,000 gone. Evaporated.

I took on $500k in debt when BTC was trading around 18,000 to go all in. I've since left the country with no intention of ever paying it back.

If I'd just kept my 2017 portfolio and not touch it, I would have about $500k… but now I have $7,000 because I wanted to be a day trader.

I have one BTC as a safety net that I don't touch.

I put $5k into WIF, sold for $7k thinking I was a genius. My bag would be worth $12 million + right now. I lost over $100k trying find the next WIF. I am ruined.

I put my entire student loan into Bitcoin at $4000. I ended up dropping out, paying off my loans, and buying a house in cash. I put plenty of profits into altcoins and am essentially retired at 26.

I’ve made so much in crypto but don’t want anyone to know about it. On group holidays with friends I insist on booking and find the nicest places. When I split the costs I secretly pay way more than my share. My friends think I’m a genius bargain hunter.

I’m cheating on my wife and have made over 400k in crypto. I love this girl and have been secretly funnelling money to her for the past few months. The plan is to get divorced once I have transferred most of my crypto to her so my wife doesn’t get half.

I am new to crypto but I have 200k dollars from selling my grandma's house and I am thinking about investing it into memecoins. I installed phantom and loaded my money. 2025 is gonna be mine and I can feel it in my balls.

I am scared of what will happen when I decide to cash out.

I put 11k in Stepn 'move to earn' last month. Now it's down 95%. I'd need to run 11km every day for a year just to break even.

I’ve been lying to my wife about my crypto portfolio.

I'm 16 and a made just over $200k in crypto, but I don't know what to do with the money.

I put $5k into WIF, sold for $7k thinking I was a genius. My bag would be worth $12 million + right now. I lost over $100k trying find the next WIF. I am ruined.

Almost $800,000 gone. Evaporated.

I am 16 years old and up about $270k trading memecoins. I have not spent any of it yet and I don't know what to do with it. Any advice?

I just lost my entire life savings in one transaction. I sent it to the correct wallet address, but used the wrong network. Just like that. That's it. I'm back to zero. $13,600. I have rent due next week and a newborn on the way. I'm currently seeking a miracle.

Made $800K from WIF, got in early on RIF and URO, ran my port to $1.9M. Moved to Dubai, blew $300K on clubs, bottles, hookers—lots of hookers—and drugs. Lost big on Melania and Trump, left with $300K in Phantom, then got drained. Now I’m back at my mom’s, sleeping on the couch with $4K to my name.

Last year, a friend gave me some money to invest in crypto on his behalf. I bought WIF, which he’s not aware of. As of now, his investment is worth $720k, but whenever he asks about his investment, I always tell him we’re up by $40k, and he appreciates it so much. Am I a bad person?

Unethically forced my parents to hand me their life savings. I put all their life savings longing Solana with 20x lev. I got liquidated at $130. I hate this shit. My parents ask me every day how the investment is doing. What should I do?

I genuinely don't care, I'm gonna just say it. I'm a pretty well known influencer / "KOL" on Solana twitter and I dump the FUCK out of my bag on my followers and I don't regret ANY of it. I'm here to make MY BAG. I don't give a solitary FUCK about them and their money.

I made $200k, lost 190k. Made 250k with the $10k on perps. Lost all except $5k. Turned into $50k, back down to $5k. Made $50k again in a matter of weeks. Did this 3 times. Lost all of it. Zero. Took out $15k line of credit. Turned it to $180k now in 3 weeks. Go hard or go home.

I bought a gram of coke to celebrate.