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Dear Exit Poll People, Did you make a mistake, or did you lie? Are you stupid, or are you evil? And why?

The Indian voter is extraordinarily smart, agile and opinionated.

The human body is 70% water or whatever and of course it fluctuates. Stand in the sun for a while and your weight is different. Weighing scales have tolerance fluctuations. A 100 grams reading and a decade of prep has to be thrown away? What kind of rules are these?

100 grams. Seriously?

On any given day my own weight fluctuates upto 3kg. Before a meal after a meal before a run after a run. To throw someone out going for final Gold, after a lifetime of prep, for 100grams reading at one moment in time is insane.

I would urge all political parties to not put arrogant and rude spokespersons on TV or social media. They are not defending you. They are backfiring on you. Decency never hurt anyone. Use humour, kindness, fun and make your point. Shocking to see what’s going on right now. Am sure supporters from all sides would agree.

Religion. Caste. Freebies. The big 3 of Indian politics. Policy? lol.

You slave away to clear medical entrance exams, hope they aren’t leaked, beat 99% others, slave in medical college, become doctor, slave in hospital, get paid low wages, work 36 hour shifts, don’t get a place to sleep and worst case you get killed. Beta doctor banoge?

What do all these people who accompany the athletes in the contingent do? Don’t they keep track of diet, sleep, weight? Like someone is well set up for Gold. Why would you leave something like a 100g weight fluctuation to chance?

However stupid the rules are, the contingent around should have taken steps to follow them and stay well within them. No idea how this 100gm thing happened frankly. unreal stuff.

95% of students in DU just want to study and have a good future. Inability to control the remaining 5% is causing all this.

The perception among foreign investors that India's markets are run ethically and fairly is extremely important. Domestic fanboys might be okay or even love the 'they are out to get us' narrative, but foreign investors matter far more for India's growth than twitter chaman chintus and foreign investor concerns, even if overblown or unfair, must be addressed.

So the opponent wins a gold. Just like that. wow.

Dumb of stock market to react in such a negative way. It doesn't really matter who what happens in politics. The India story is too big now and will keep seeing growth. Maybe a buying opportunity, just as all dips usually are.

Imagine a shop called Chandu ki Kulfi, famous for its rich, saffron Kulfi. It brings in fans in droves. Suddenly, people don’t like the kulfi any more. They find it gives them indigestion. Kulfi sales drop. And people are flocking to a new small shop called Chintu ice cream, which is still figuring itself out. Sales drop for Chandu Kulfi, and from a hundred in a evening it is down to a fifty. Meanwhile, Chintu ice cream sales have gone from five to ten to twenty five in an evening. What’s worse, people don’t like the Kulfi anymore, and Chandu’s Kulfi is named after it! Isn’t this a big crisis? Shouldn’t Chandu do something big to fix this? Instead Chandu’s fans and servants, who have surrounded them say, oh come on, we sold fifty, we are still double of Chintu. Who’s Chintu? We are still great. That’s what’s going on in Indian Poltics right now. Will let you smart guys figure out who’s Chandu, Chintu and who’s the Kulfi.

Team India must be devastated. Don’t know what happened today - pressure, pitch whatever we can figure it out later. But we do know this: Team India is the best team. Just not our day. Happens. Thank you for the hard work and amazing performance in the World Cup. We love you.

The human body is 70% water or whatever and of course it fluctuates. Stand in the sun for a while and your weight is different. Weighing scales have tolerance fluctuations. A 100 grams reading and a decade of prep has to be thrown away? What kind of rules are these?

I would urge all political parties to not put arrogant and rude spokespersons on TV or social media. They are not defending you. They are backfiring on you. Decency never hurt anyone. Use humour, kindness, fun and make your point. Shocking to see what’s going on right now. Am sure supporters from all sides would agree.

Dear Exit Poll People, Did you make a mistake, or did you lie? Are you stupid, or are you evil? And why?

On any given day my own weight fluctuates upto 3kg. Before a meal after a meal before a run after a run. To throw someone out going for final Gold, after a lifetime of prep, for 100grams reading at one moment in time is insane.

Imagine a shop called Chandu ki Kulfi, famous for its rich, saffron Kulfi. It brings in fans in droves. Suddenly, people don’t like the kulfi any more. They find it gives them indigestion. Kulfi sales drop. And people are flocking to a new small shop called Chintu ice cream, which is still figuring itself out. Sales drop for Chandu Kulfi, and from a hundred in a evening it is down to a fifty. Meanwhile, Chintu ice cream sales have gone from five to ten to twenty five in an evening. What’s worse, people don’t like the Kulfi anymore, and Chandu’s Kulfi is named after it! Isn’t this a big crisis? Shouldn’t Chandu do something big to fix this? Instead Chandu’s fans and servants, who have surrounded them say, oh come on, we sold fifty, we are still double of Chintu. Who’s Chintu? We are still great. That’s what’s going on in Indian Poltics right now. Will let you smart guys figure out who’s Chandu, Chintu and who’s the Kulfi.

The perception among foreign investors that India's markets are run ethically and fairly is extremely important. Domestic fanboys might be okay or even love the 'they are out to get us' narrative, but foreign investors matter far more for India's growth than twitter chaman chintus and foreign investor concerns, even if overblown or unfair, must be addressed.

Religion. Caste. Freebies. The big 3 of Indian politics. Policy? lol.

What do all these people who accompany the athletes in the contingent do? Don’t they keep track of diet, sleep, weight? Like someone is well set up for Gold. Why would you leave something like a 100g weight fluctuation to chance?

The Indian voter is extraordinarily smart, agile and opinionated.

You slave away to clear medical entrance exams, hope they aren’t leaked, beat 99% others, slave in medical college, become doctor, slave in hospital, get paid low wages, work 36 hour shifts, don’t get a place to sleep and worst case you get killed. Beta doctor banoge?

100 grams. Seriously?

How's the property market in your city? Strong, stable or weak? Name your city as well. Trying to understand how real estate is doing right now all over.

95% of students in DU just want to study and have a good future. Inability to control the remaining 5% is causing all this.

However stupid the rules are, the contingent around should have taken steps to follow them and stay well within them. No idea how this 100gm thing happened frankly. unreal stuff.

Dumb of stock market to react in such a negative way. It doesn't really matter who what happens in politics. The India story is too big now and will keep seeing growth. Maybe a buying opportunity, just as all dips usually are.

So the opponent wins a gold. Just like that. wow.