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...thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...?

Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

nate lets have a chat babe

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

dont lie u did it bc shes hot

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“PLEASE LISTEN TO SCIENTISTS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING”

thanks guys 😔✨🙏🏼

shoutout to every woman that goes to work and tries during periods miscarraiges hidden pregnancies menopause racism misogyny to continue to assert their worth and implement their vision

I can’t get over the concept that women birthed every man. So every misogynist was brought into the world from the labor of a woman. The hate really is mind blowing

just remembered how i cried when i had to cut a kid on chopped jr and they edited it out haahahahahahahaaaaaa 😩🥲

thats how i feel inside

😂tinciest miniature paint roller. And 500 hours of labor later its going to say BLACK LIVES MATTER in black paint

Lil slow ass!!!!!!!!!!

PRO LIFE PEOPLE SHOULD BE OUT IN BIG NUMBERS AND VERY VOCAL AGAINST TREATMENT OF CHILDREN BEING KEPT IN DEADLY SQUALOR BY OUR GOVT

vaccinations seem good

B99 fans. Hiiiiiiiiiiii. Chelsea Peretti, here. I won't be doing a full season of Brooklyn Nine Nine in Season 6. But that doesn’t mean I won’t ever be back, winky face emoji, heart emoji. I want to thank you for the hours you spent watching Gina be Gina:

in the pandemic u look at old pics like after a break up

re self hate: theres better people to hate

whatever happened to the bermuda triangle - feel like it gets no play anymore?

Why does this feel so sad and romantic

REALIZED BARS OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER ARE BETTER THAN ALL THE PLASTIC CONTAINER GEL AND FOAMS WE NOW HAVE!!! FAR SUPERIOR! RETURN TO SOAP!!!!!! sound off in the comments below

HAHA ANDRE IS A VERY SPECIAL SPIRIT AND OBVIOUS NATIONAL TREASURE W MOIST HANDS

I FEEL LIKE GETTING A TON OF ATTENTION FOR A TWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT LET ME DOWN!!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!! PLEASE please dont forget IM HERE! I EXIST! IM WITTY! FUN! SMART! I SEE THINGS JUST A LIIIIIIL DIFFERENTLY ALA SALVADOR DALI OR MONET!

imagine thats ur nurse and ur not a white person

How crazy that a U.S. team win is seen as a blow to the president of the united states

3 WOMEN AND 30 DUDES WHAT IS THIS A COMEDY CLUB LINEUP ?

NBC TAKIN B99 OFFA FOXES HANDSIES BBBBBSSSSSSssss

If you’re a male comedian one thing you can do is tell men to shut the fuck up when they are saying hateful shit about women. & not go on podcasts that are racist & sexist you can also speak up for women getting attacked online for sticking up for themselves. Or....total silence.

sending love to anyone holding a secret or private pain

hes a fucking racist end of story

THE IMAGE I POSTED ON IG THAT HAS SET THE HOME-ON-FRIDAY INTERNET ABLAZE

in all seriousness pat robertson ate my pussy last nite so he may have only weeks to live 😢😢

It is genuinely hard for me to comprehend that the young people who have survived a school shooting seem to be repeatedly under attack for speaking out and taking action. They have been one of the most inspiring forces of these times which frequently feel dark and hopeless

my son is watching soul (again) and just told me my spark is eating 😑pls get me out of this house

feels irrelevant that it was male

Nothing does! I have a backyard set up like that and do it every morning and some evenings

“Walmart does nothing after mass shooting”

best tmz appearance (and how everyone should do it)

can u wear crocs to a wedding

a robust anthem

Addiction is not easy to deal with privately or publicly but I hold in tenderest affection anyone who is trying to change your pattern and find a safer and healthier and more connected life. PS it destroys families happy holidays everyone

IM ACTUALLY CONFUSED ! how

this may sound crazy but whats a way to take it to the next level w lemons? i love lemon so much i want to go deeper

my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo “not a pretend one”

Ive never heard this Christian prayer before

why did i cry

i like warren & i like bernie i like warren more but ill be happy with either but also is it all rigged and going to be heavily influenced by misinformation campaigns and endless racism and fear of progress and climate denial and deep corruption and voter suppression etc? lmk

you guys dont worry! kim k will talk to trump and get this all sorted out asap!

I think its time for all women to stop faking orgasms lol

do we do gofund me for postal workers now? or are we still using that for basic healthcare

THE LORD SAID STFU AND SIT DOWN

goin thru old pics

If we just push through these trying times climate change will wipe us out!

my night time routine is sitting in a pitch black room looking at my phone for 4 hours

As a Christian how do you believe the bible defines grab them by the pussy

I AM YOUR DAD

If kids are arguing and one picks up a stick, do you give all the other kids sticks too? No bitch you take the sticks away

i cant believe this woman is blaming black muslims for her bitch ass son

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Racism, covid19, climate change and what else? Im forgetting one

You bring misery and suffering with your dumb pen and horseshit blazer!

Ive never admired someone more

PEP TALK IN MIRROR TODAY

U know what spoils Thanksgiving dinner? Incarceration of ur loved ones, separating families, when ur child is shot at school, ignoring the full reality of American history, certain climate destruction, but yeah pass the gravy ✨✨✨heheheh I want uncle Logan to feel comfy

Ooooo! Pumpkin Spice Lattes are juuuust around the corner ladies dont vote for trump 🥰💝

IT IS TORTURE TO TAKE A BABY FROM HER OR HIS PARENTS. TORTURE FOR THE BABY AND FOR THE MOM AND DAD. AND WITH NO INFORMATION? NO TOYS? NO HUGS? IN CAGES? CRYING? NO ONE TO CHANGE DIAPERS? PURE CHILD ABUSE

I wud watch this photograph for hours

HERES ALL THE INFORMATION I WANT TO GIVE A COMPANY WHEN I PURCHASE SOMETHING AT THEIR STORE: MONEY.

When u realize the person giving you a pep talk is also depressed

THIS TWEET FOR WOMEN WHO HAVE A TRUMP-LOVING HUSBAND BUT THEY KIND OF KNOW HE ISN’T A GOOD PERSON OR PRESIDENT: Vote how u believe in your heart - you know ur husband is wrong all the time about so much shit also he doesn’t need to know how u voted 🥰

THIS TWEET FOR PEOPLE WHO WEAR BRAS ONLY u ever buy a lace bra and ur titties just bust out of it whenever u lean or bend or reach etc

crazy that u cud go vote biden in texas and save us all

ARE THERE ANY PRINTERS THAT ARE NOT LOW ON INK

THIS TWEET IS FOR PEOPLE WHO FEEL LIKE THEY CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE: visualize yourself on the other side - whatever that means to you - and hold onto that vision every day WE MUST WORK TOGETHER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

i just unfollowed the white house its like a weird crazy persons account

i truly feel like god doesnt want me to be in shape

my son told someone his favorite show is love is blind is that ok

“The child prisoners were happy”

cant say today was my most productive, folks! cannot say it

“last pic of your dog in your camera roll NO CHEATING!!!!” what are we doing? who’s cheating on this assignment

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

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PASTA

"PPL THAT KNOW ME KNOW IM NOT LIKE THAT EXCEPT PPL ON THE APPRENTICE, MY WIVES, CO-WORKER'S WIVES, MY EMPLOYEES, AND ELECTION JOURNALISTS"