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I have unblocked everyone except elon musk

waiting patiently for music theory to be debunked

10 years of Twin Fantasy! I'm glad I don't have to write these emails anymore.

Today: Twin Fantasy turns 3. (In November it will turn 10.)

Not a fan of odd-numbered years. But - I do like the number 23. Michael Jordan. My birthday. So, who knows?

HAPPY RELEASE DAY! Feeling fresh & full of life. This world has endless possibilities. Some of them are even good!

Re: Our upcoming west coast dates

Beep beep

Vote with wisdom and compassion. We face dark times and difficult decisions; we recognize this, as a united nation. Look to the impoverished, the vulnerable, the victims of the system, the voices on the edge of extinction. Vote for them.

You can do it! Although hopefully your shift is over by now.

I will not be wearing this again this tour lol, too hot under the stage lights. But I'm glad y'all like him and last night was a blast.

And I thought a company that puts on a pride flag avatar on June 1 might be interested in restoring a space on the internet for actual LGBT+ expression. Let us know if you do.

Excited to see everyone tonight. Please remember that Covid is not over, and mask accordingly. N95 is recommended.

Been spending a year producing an album for one of my favorite bands, one of the hottest bands in town...and it's finally ALMOST done.

If power is given to police in a free society, it must be under the condition that they are there to protect the public, not themselves. They must put the safety of the people first, and their own safety last. This is where any respect or honor for the position comes from.

Request from me that you keep wearing masks to/at our shows. It is always better not to be sick!

on Dec 8th we’ll be releasing the live album "Faces From The Masquerade", capturing performances from our 2022 tour. These tracks capture some of our best-ever shows, and we're excited for you to experience them, either for the first time or as a return audience!

Tour update. 😟

We've been working on a special little something for the MADLO anniversary...we missed it (oops) but it should emerge in the next few weeks

there should be a law against being 14 years old

The lyrics to Hollywood are too complicated. I can never remember them.

Yeah, we're going to put the cover on a shirt

Happy to report that I am back on my feet and feeling like a normal human being once again. Tour is set to pick up tomorrow in San Diego and roll on as scheduled from there.

I have also been having lots of GREAT IDEAS for the next Car Seat Headrest album, but we still have to make it.

it's not an NFT

Props to everyone who spent their sweet time listening to CSH this year. Revisiting my tops today

a canvas as white as the moon

so I can introduce MY theory!

Bless everyone who draws fanart! I love to see it!

Disclaimer, none of us have minecraft so we will probably be watching from Twitch lol

Forgot it came out in May 😳

We wanted to make sure vinyl preorders arrived on time despite potential shipping delays, looks like some people are actually getting it early. If you get it early you can listen, but you have to pretend that you didn't.

I would spend any amount of money to get away from here

Stuck in one airport, stuck in O’Hare for the rest of your life

I never see the threat too soon

Somewhat done

If the French can have penis bread on Easter then we can have kink at pride.

Deleted old tweets. Not to spoil anyone's fun, but I never gained anything from doing absurdist stand-up into the void here, and it feels weird to have it still in circulation.

Welcome to the low-FODMAP zone.

Hope we can open for Måneskin

I will try to stream sometime in the next couple days. Anything you'd like to hear?

A note regarding the shows tonight and tomorrow

When arrests turn into murders, when officers abuse and assault protesters, who is being protected? If the police come armed against the public, then they have voided their own claim to power, and they act in complete disregard of their contracted role. No honor there.

I (Will) will be performing some Car Seat DEEP CUTS with the members of Floral Tattoo at Vera Project. Tune in!

1200 years later, this is still the only appropriate response to "What have you been doing?"

just a little bit in common

Coming in 2 weeks

As far as I can reckon: when it comes to streaming, the best thing to push for is more support and funding for government-run, tax-funded streaming services.

If you don't know what's happening in Gaza, and can stomach some very graphic footage, watch this.

Wear what is fun, what is special, what is a fantasy for you…

If it ever looks like I said something, it was probably just edited to look like that.

Chicago. Any songs you want to hear tonight?

Hope that this will allow you to continue your valuable business model intact & you can buy yourself back if things go south.

Ticket buyers may have already gotten an email about this but our summer tour has been cancelled for the expected reasons. You can get a refund at your point of purchase. Incredibly bummed to be losing this opportunity to play. Rescheduling & alternate events TBD

Playing with Jandek at the Lodge Room in LA tonight. Come watch some magic…

Streaming solo tomorrow at 2 pst. I will be taking requests from the chat, but feel free to drop them here so I can practice some!

Art

Note - for this tour, only card and Apple Pay will be accepted at the merch table. No cash please.

Specifically I forget what I'm sick of

Hey - you should start an offshoot of your site that hosts 18+ content. Seriously.

my brain shocked when I eat a full breakfast

the most normal face in the world

I'm lucky, in that I've recovered enough to function more often than not in the tasks of my daily life. Many with Long-Covid haven't. There is no cure, few resources, and more and more people are getting it.

I, too, support the freedom to speak about speaking freely and talking and wanting to talk about talking but being kind of afraid to because other people are also talking and speaking. I think it is the number one issue in our society and I wish more people were talking about it

Take Covid seriously. Wear an n95 in public. Wear an n95 with friends and family if you don't live in the same house. This has not become a non-issue. This is as much of a risk as it was at the start of the pandemic.

This Thursday!

Happy Monday morning. Hanging out here this week.

There are plenty of Twitter funny guys out there, if that's what you're looking for. When I was 18 I wanted to be one of them, I absolutely do not now

Defining influence on my music since high school. So many beautiful, brilliant songs. RIP

Happy birthday!

In honor of new shirts, here is a 1TD ancient history timeline.

I go in for one song, then I have to listen to the whole thing.