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// CALLING OWTWT If you were to take part in an AU event with one of more character of yours, or any new accs youd make for them, which AU of these would you like to see the most? Reply with your pick 1. Dungeons & Dragons 2. Supernatural Western 3. Detective Noir 4. Pokémon 🧵

// all of owparodytwt is formally invited to every major life event of mine on the condition that you show up in costumes of your appropriate characters

// Im thinking of doing a Pokemon Nuzlocke and making a thread talking about what happens in it here. What game should i play for it??? And of course, I'd name my Pokemon after anyone who likes, retweets OR comments on this post or requests it in the future. Be quick to vote!!!!!

i could take them. not in a fight though

// i love that most of us dont know each others ooc names. like, i was in vc in the owtwt dsc a couple days ago and someone referred to me as "Ashe" 😭😭😭

Oh lord in Heaven above

If anyone wants to keep me company in bed tonight, shoot your shot.

bob got into the yuri folder its joever

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

me and widowmaker, sombra, the other ashe, the other sombra, mercy, the third sombra, merciless-

Me and who? (Bob ignore this)

// i would smash human Mitzi ok leave me alone

You can have all this and more if you DM me right now please-

(Ashe’s arms naturally wrapped around Sakura’s neck, as if it was second nature. She groaned and sighed into her chest, clearly exhausted by this whole ordeal.)

(Eventually, she sneaks back into the bedroom, sitting softly on the edge of the bed in front of Sakura, brushing hair out of her face before placing a careful hand on her shoulder. She very slightly shakes her to wake her up softly.) "Hey, you awake Saku?"

Sorry, those were all me

// Goodnight owtwt say it BACK

"You're always so nice to me... damnit... I gotta be brave... I- I love you.." (She stuffs her face further into your neck and shoulder to hide from you and hopefully muffle her quiet words enough so you don't hear? She isn't thinking logically here...)

(She wiped her eyes and face off, before sitting a bit more upright so she could look at Sakura. Ashe's face was... messy. Mascara dripping down to her cheeks, stray hair sticking to her face, eyes red and half-lidded... She couldnt even remember the last time she got like this.)

We’ll see who’s the fool in the end

If you look like this DM me

Forget being evil and all that, I'm nice now! and i have a new profile picture to emphasize that! // art by beanut_putter08 on reddit, posted on r/Overwatch

// me and who

// POKEMON SHIELD OWTWT NUZLOCKE MEGATHREAD!!!! First some rules: 1. I’m not gonna be using the // in every post. I used them at the start here and that’s enough. 2. If a Pokemon faints, I cant use it anymore after that battle. 3. I can only catch the first encounter in an area,

We have to have sesbian lex

// GUYS. MIRRORVERSE SPIDERBYTE FIC IS LIKE HALFWAY DONE. REPLY TO GET THE LINK IMMEDIATELY WHEN ITS DONE

// Ive had SO much yuri today omfg

// The person behind the Gerard, Bawb and Athena accounts is gonna be inactive for an undetermined amount of time today, and they asked me to announce this to yall. Anyone interacting with those three accounts please be understanding of this

// i fucking love playing ashe as a rude and standoffish type with a soft spot for her girlies (and is secretly a HUUUUGE bottom LMFAOAGNSAFDIN)

// ow parody twt NEVER sleeps 😭

(Her teeth dig deeper, but not enough to pierce the skin. Ashe begins sucking on her neck, clearly intent on causing some amount of displeasure. In a playful way, of course.)

Can confirm anon’s taste is awful

Why are these beautiful gorgeous people following me im just a cowgirl gang leader from Texas

Learning some spanish and french to please my loves dont mind me BOB! Set me up for Spanish and French on duolingo

(She does as told, pressing her teeth into Widow’s neck. She groans as she feels her nails in her skin, but endures it.)

// DOOOONT GOOOO WASTING YOUR EMOOOOOOTIOOOON LAYYYY ALL YOUR LOOOVE OOOON MEEEEEEEEEE (This post is about ouihaw)

// this is so fucked up man whoever sent this please be ashamed

Okay now Brigitte’s doin’ it too what is up with y’all

// playing angry ashe is always fun

Holy fucking shit

Alright who wants to cuddle each other to sleep tonight

and pin me against the wall and kiss me on my lips and hold my hands above my head and have your second hand on my waist and whisper sweet talk in my ear and kiss my neck and choke me and unbutton my shirt and slip your hand inside it and press your body up against mine and do s-

OOOH SHIT FELLAS ITS HAPPENIN’ BOB! COME WATCH

Im sorry i was able to develop whimsy and fun and joy in my heart and you werent

// can you do a really close-up pic of roadhog with fish-eye-lens doing this kind of thing i dont think that should be TOO hard but if it is lmk sjveoqjedjksb

if the rest of the gang knew the things that happen in my private quarters...

// guys i know i said my next account on owtwt would be a rat oc but i might make Junker Sym

NO THE HELL YOU DONT

// (3/4) (Her deep sadness began to be replaced with unprecedented anger. She kept her teeth gritted shut, but her sobbing made sure saliva was leaking through the gaps and bubbling up around her mouth. She clearly had no regard for apperances or cleanliness right now.)

// Read this, seriously. Owtwt does not need these kinds of weeds in its garden.

// fun fact I woke up one day and my youtube had autoplayed its way to this video in my sleep. i just about fucking shit myself when i woke up and saw that

// came out as a transfem lesbian to one of my teachers through an essay this week and she just asked me if it was true and i went "uh... yeah..."

(Her features unfurl in Widow’s hands. It looks like she’s mere moments away from breaking down and scream-cry. Nevertheless, she keeps eye contact, wanting to savour every moment she has left with her. She speaks with immense difficulty. "Please… don’t… I- I love you…"

When is it my turn

Oh. My. God.

If anyone finds this spider PLEASE give it to me so I can be the one to give it back to her

We GOT to do something about this fuckin llama

// boy do i have news for you (transfem lesbian)

(She abruptly stops and her face becomes confused mixed with surprised.) "What..?" (She glances at Widow behind her, seeing the bitemark on her neck exposed.) "Oh.. Sakura, you can’t trust her! Whatever she showed you, it ain’t the whole story!"

// THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP

I love you Widowmaker Overwatch

// THE WINNER HAS BEEN DECIDED! Vote tally: Supernatural Western: 2 Detective Noir: 3 Pokemon: 3 D&D: 8 Prepare your characters for a D&D/BG3 setting! Make character sheets if you want, but it is not strictly necessary. I can help creating sheets if you want/need me to!

// mommy issues Ashe is so real

At East Lake Axewell, we find a Minccino. I name it Sombs as that was the last person to comment on the poll. Next are the people who retweeted it! Sombs has Cute Charm which has a chance to make the enemy pokemon fall in love with it when it hits Sombs with a contact move.

// changed my @ because there are a couple bobs around now so im just ashe :3

Why havent i thought of installing a voice box in Bob all these years

// yuri self-cest only

// whoever you are, you’re giving off discord mod who really wants to be cool and edgy. You’re not scary dude

Bob plays that a lot, i think it speaks to his chosen Fighting style of standing completely still and Shooting

Yes i do, i like all pussy :3

// fucking hate this guy what is wrong with him LMAO

"Way later than usual. Thought I’d let you sleep in. You deserve it." (She leans in and smooches her forehead, then moves her hand from Sakura’s shoulder and cups one side of her face with it.)

The most apt description of the entire situation tbh

What is this im hearing about shaking hog ass

"Thought we could just sit out here and eat for a while. It’s nice out. Whaddaya say?" (She placed Sakura back down, and kept one hand on her waist and one moved up to her face, holding it gently. Despite seeming like such a hardass, Ashe was always gentle with her. Careful.)

Yeah man haha who would do something like that

// HEHEHEH MY NICKNAME CATCHES ON

// guys who here likes rats

Nessa’s Drednaw is 4x weak to Grass, so CJ should be able to take it out. I don’t want to bring Hana in since she could get hit by a rock move, which her Ice typing is weak to. With all that said, this is the team going into Nessa’s Gym.

// FINISHED MY LAST EXAM IM FREE FROM HIGH SCHOOL FINALLY

can i come over and do this

// Brig also says fuck in Swedish when she gets discorded lmao

// thisll be good for yall to learn abt me ooc lol pronouns : she/they height: 6’1 shoe size : like 46 EU size zodiac : Scorpio smoke: never tattoos : no piercings : no fav color : pink/red fav drink : Idk Fanta Exotic maybe??

gay sex

"I don’t bring anyone home. Not since you." (She carefully moves a hand towards Widow’s waist, her eyes locked and unmoving from Widow’s face, and her mouth slightly open.)

my hungry ass could never be a yokai member

In the Watchtower Ruins, we get a Snover! I love Ice types, so this is very welcome. It’s a female, so I name it Hana, since she also commented on the poll. Zen also evolved from catching Hana, which makes for our first fully evolved Pokemon!

Bob’s takin’ a break :)

// the curse of being a lesbian is seeing every non-man as a lesbian no matter how hard you try

these god forsaken c*ssidy sympathizers...