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So lemme get this straight. I’ve been busting my ass my whole life, trying to make ends meet, while the government steals my income and uses it to fund trans musicals in Ireland and sex changes in Guatemala?

Just so we are all clear, Kamala said “say it to my face” to JD Vance during a rally. So Vance pulls up to Air Force Two on the tarmac, calls Kamala out for avoiding the press, and then says he wanted to get a look at his new plane. I don’t care who you are, that’s bad ass.

Initial thoughts after the interview: -Putin knows way too much history -Putin is operating on an intellectual plane far above all US politicians -Putin appears to want cooperation but the West have isolated Russia -Putin does not want to invade Poland or take over the world

Trump just won the election. I already made this Trump hype video to “Many Men” by 50 Cent. Now it hits even harder. Fuck you Dems. Swing at the king, ya best not miss.

This clip of Trump explaining the dump truck, is funnier than 99% of Netflix comedy specials. 😂 And this is the guy they said was Hitler? As for the Dems, they are in trouble. Trump is relaxed, smooth, and having fun. They can’t compete with this.

Trump just enacted a 90 day pause on all foreign aid! All foreign aid programs will be reviewed, and only those that “align with American interests” will be kept. NOW WE ARE TALKING! The Deep State money laundering network is now under the microscope! 🔥It’s happening!🔥

I’m not trolling when I say this. I think this moment radicalized a lot of people. When Meg thee Stallion got up there at a Kamala rally, and started twerking and making that dumb ass noise, every serious American was thinking to themselves, “absolutely fucking not”.

I’m still in shock. Trump’s top advisor, and most influential man on the planet, just told the world the US government funded the creation of C19 and are responsible for the deaths of millions worldwide. Shouldn’t the world be stopping? Is this not the biggest news in history?

Fox News is the most watched cable network with an average of 1.85M viewers per night in primetime. MSNBC averages 1.22M viewers. CNN only averages 582,000 viewers. Tucker’s interview with Putin is over 50M views on X within the first 5 hours. The MSM is dead.

My biggest takeaway from today’s events in London, is that the US should leave NATO immediately. We gain nothing from NATO, but we lose trillions of dollars, and we risk full-scale WW3 by being in a ‘defense’ alliance with these warmongers. It’s time to leave NATO.

The year is 2025. Donald Trump is your President, the border is secure, WW3 has been cancelled, and the economy is recovering. RFK Jr. is the head of a 3-letter agency, cleansing our government, tackling the health crisis, and enacting the Covid reckoning. Elon Musk is an advisor to Trump, and leading the Government Efficiency Task Force, helping to trim the fat, drain the swamp, and using his expertise in manufacturing, energy, transportation, space, information, etc., to help return the US to her greatness. Vivek Ramaswamy is serving as a top diplomat and valuable asset to the Trump administration, using his experience with Pharma and Deep State corruption to assist Trump in his retribution, and carry on the future of the MAGA movement. General Mike Flynn is serving as a top intelligence director, where he has the tools to hunt Deep State actors, and reveal where the bodies are buried. This is what awaits us if we are victorious in November.

HOLY SHIT… it’s happening. Trump is not joking. He is going full scorched-earth on Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his cabal. “After what they did to me, whether it’s right or wrong, it’s time to go after people.” Trump says he caught Obama, Hillary, and all of them, and it’s time.

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

Observe the timeline: -Friday: Zelensky throws a fit and refuses to sign minerals deal at White House. -Saturday/Sunday: Zelensky runs off to London to beg for money from Europe, they give him a minuscule amount of funds and tell him to go beg Trump for forgiveness. -Monday: Trump says that if Zelensky does not come to the table ready for peace, then he will “not be around very long”. Hours later, Trump cuts off all weapons sales, aid, funding, stockpiles, etc., until Zelensky is committed to a ceasefire and peace deal. -Today: Zelensky is ready to commit to a peace deal, first thing this morning. You just witnessed the Art of the Deal play out in real time. Trump is holding all the cards, and forced Zelensky to submit. Zelensky was trying to play games and keep this war going, so Trump dropped the hammer on him. Trump essentially told Zelensky ‘you either work with me on stopping this war, or we will let Putin kill you’. You are watching a master at work.

Did you catch that? Zelensky admits that if Ukraine gets NATO membership, then he has “fulfilled his mission”. His mission is not to govern Ukraine. His mission is NATO membership for Ukraine, which would immediately trigger WW3. The reason his mission is WW3, is because that’s the only scenario where he MIGHT survive. His only way out is if NATO comes in and takes over the fight with Russia directly. That’s his plan, but realistically he would need the US in order to pull it off. Zelensky, and his Deep State handlers, are literally trying to initiate full-scale WW3, in an effort to cover up the largest money laundering scheme in history, and crimes against humanity for bioweapon development. That’s what we are witnessing. This is not about Ukraine’s sovereignty. This is about covering up unfathomable criminality.

Trump is working a shift at McDonalds right now, for no reason other than to troll Kamala for lying. That’s it. 😂 Say what you want about him, but the man is objectively hilarious.

Adorable. Schumer is begging Republicans take it easy on them, now that Trump won the election and has majorities in both chambers. He unironically warns Republicans not to “go to the extreme”. After the Dems just waged political warfare for 8 years…

Initial thoughts after the interview: -Putin knows way too much history -Putin is operating on an intellectual plane far above all US politicians -Putin appears to want cooperation but the West have isolated Russia -Putin does not want to invade Poland or take over the world

Holy shit. Trump just said he is going to use the full power of the DOJ to go after Clinton and the rest of Epstein’s actual friends. The Dems just walked into a trap. The Left were baited into caring about Epstein because they thought it implicated Trump. GENIUS GENIUS!

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

My biggest takeaway from today’s events in London, is that the US should leave NATO immediately. We gain nothing from NATO, but we lose trillions of dollars, and we risk full-scale WW3 by being in a ‘defense’ alliance with these warmongers. It’s time to leave NATO.

Wow… this is disgusting. Who the fuck does Maxine Waters think she is bossing around employees she has zero authority over? At this rate, the Democrats might never win a federal election again. The party might not even exist come 2028.

Holy shit… UK PM Starmer proposes a new plan for Ukraine and wants Europe to up their economic spending and says “the UK are prepared to back this with boots on the ground and planes in the air”. It’s about to become clear to the world that NATO are the ones pushing for WW3.

As someone who has been trying to get everyone on board the Putin/Russia train for years, I am euphoric right now. Because I know what’s about to happen to the people who watch the interview. Because the same thing happened to me. The first time I heard Putin speak, he sounded

Fuck everybody who talked shit about Trump, and fuck everybody who shamed Trump’s supporters. We had to sit here for years and listen to you dipshits run your mouths about Trump, and all of it was dead wrong. It’s time to end the madness and admit Trump is a great President.

Trump is legitimately about to buy Greenland, liberate Canada, reclaim the Panama Canal, and rename the Gulf of Mexico to the “Gulf of America”. I’m starting to think Trump’s vision of America looks something like this:

There are three possibilities here: 1- US/NATO/Ukraine were behind the attack, in an attempt to force Putin to escalate, and drag NATO into full-scale WW3. 2- Russia were behind the attack to justify significant escalation. 3- Unknown entity carried out for unknown reasons.

I’m not trolling when I say this. I think this moment radicalized a lot of people. When Meg thee Stallion got up there at a Kamala rally, and started twerking and making that dumb ass noise, every serious American was thinking to themselves, “absolutely fucking not”.

🔥Panic is starting to set in!🔥 Psaki, on MSNBC, is crying about the ongoing “Trump purge” at the FBI. We have been waiting many years to see a headline like this. Trump is draining the swamp as we speak. It’s happening!

A picture is worth a thousand words. NATO have turned their backs on Zelensky. Without NATO’s direct military intervention, Ukraine will perish, making Zelensky a dead man walking. The West sacrificed Ukraine and it’s People in an attempt to weaken Russia. They failed.

It’s clear what the Dems are up to with this Padilla thing. They keep bringing up their “No Kings” protests this weekend. They are trying to rile up the public and incite a nationwide insurrection. We are witnessing a regime-change operation.

You can say what you want about Trump, but you cannot say he doesn’t care. He’s a billionaire and could be spending his days at home with his supermodel wife at his estate. Instead, he is fending off assassination attempts and taking on the corrupt establishment. Hero.