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Right, and you bring up 21-35 year olds, I find that people within that age group can effectively be a friend group, age usually doesn't matter so long as you have the same values and/or sense of humor. "Usually" excludes children. Unless that's someone's relative, very weird.

Dude, what the hell has happened in the last 15 years?? My first lockdown drill was in middle school, and our only actual lockdown in high school happened because there was a dude throwing an axe at trees within 10 blocks. Sometime between then and now things went really bad.

Boy, his book title was right, it gets worse.

Yeah, that's not great, but at the same time, putting him in the same category as EDP is such a wild stretch.

It's one thing to think he acted in self defense, but imagine being famous for killing people, regular civilians ...and being admired for it. I used to think 1 in 25 people being a sociopath sounded high, but I'm starting to think it's way too low.

Waiting for somebody to tweet this unironically.

Or date a 27 year old

Being so bored you want to scream and yet everything seems too hard and like it'll take too much mental preparation to even start even if it'll take 2 minutes... yeah.

Hey, not to be a buzzkill, but this would be a great time to stop using adderall to get high so that people with ADHD like me don't have to jump through a bunch of hoops (something we're not good at) to get our scripts refilled in order to perform at our jobs and do our chores.

What it should mean: not sweeping serious allegations like sexual assault under the rug, not allowing people to skate by without owning up to terrible behavior What it often means: bringing up a poorly aged joke 1000x, demanding *another* apology and then never accepting it

This is ironic, yeah? Please tell me it's ironic.

That's what I've been telling all the people who are shitting themselves over Democrats "taking their guns". If Sandy Hook could happen without even a token amount of gun reform being enacted, that imaginary scenario certainly isn't happening.

ADHD is also having that burnout be caused by 3 days straight of behaving like a functional adult.

It definitely feels like this has allegorical potential, at least in terms of how the elites tend to respond to and assess things based on their perceived return on investment while publicly trying to spin the narrative to seem like they're doing the right thing.

One of my favorite older memes

Canonically, Jesus Christ was actually pretty based, particularly for his time.

Oh shit TIL I'm 3rd gender. The consequences of being raised by liberals with high brow interests.

I think it's more that he wants a girl who is insecure because that'll make her more likely to stay in spite of his issues, but even the insecure ladies see through it and go "nah". Just spitballing.

Inside you there are two white boy commentary YouTubers:

I mean, if I'm Ariana Grande, probably not care because I'd be Ariana Grande. If I'm me I'm both mad and impressed.

Most people: "aww this is cute" The hardest of Distractible listeners: "wait a second"

Good for him, Jon never disappoints. Whatever he does next, I'll be following him to whatever platform he migrates to.

I think what happened to Lex was awful and she deserved to tell her story and the Supermega boys taking accountability for not handling the situation with their ex employee committing SA well is good. BUT I fail to see how ruining them entirely helps victims of SA, or anyone

"Harassment is wrong unless the victim has a take I think is bad"

1. As a cis woman myself, the word cis is just the opposite of trans (which are scientific terms). It's fine, chill. 2. I should also point out that not all menstruators (ovulators, uterus havers etc etc) are women. Many nobinary ppl and trans men have this anatomy.

"Anti-Zionists are literally claiming that Jews don’t deserve a homeland" Well, not at the expense of the people who were already living there. If Jewish people just lived in the region alongside Palestinians as equals, most people wouldn't care.

She's literally one of the most conventionally attractive women on earth? People really are confused about gender, alright, but it's not trans people or trans allies who seem to be having the confusion here.

Those butterfaces ain't got nothing on bees.

I do. People aren't doing this stuff because they're being malicious, they're doing it because they've been brainwashed by conspiracy theorists and it's sad. The people who are knowingly spreading BS on their platforms, however, don't deserve any sympathy.

Okay, part of me is angry at them for disrespecting the whole point, and part of me is upset they're profiting off other's work... ...but there's a teeny tiny part of me that would want this too.

1. Lesbian 2. Ace 3. Extreme introvert 4. She's just listening to a really good podcast, audiobook or album and has no idea that anyone's been talking to her (related to 3 but not synonymous) It's one or more of these.

I think the worst, most offensive part of this tweet is how tired this (already painfully unfunny) premise is. What is this, 2015? Get better material.

"I'm gullible and fall for right wing talking points from people who want to use an imaginary outlandish scenario to make people think banning abortion is ok"

Call me contrarian, but it's clearly grey-periwinkle and brown.

I'd argue that Pewdiepie has redeemed himself. Joe Rogan... ehh, not so much.

Hasan not having any history of being investigated by police for human trafficking probably helps at least somewhat.

"I came here to not be persecuted for who I am, but how dare other people want that!"

My guy, there's a huge difference between people who don't think we need to tax the rich more, and people who think trans people shouldn't exist and people of color should leave our country.

Aaaaaaand this is why metoo was a thing in the first place. My dude, if your first instinct is to disbelieve the victim, maybe examine why that is, it's kinda fucked js

"I don't think anyone wants to be a rapist" means about as much as saying "I don't think anyone wants to be a theif". But if you stole something or raped someone, that kinda doesn't matter. Weird take.

Literally the only relationship my mom has approved of in my adulthood was when I dated a guy in his early 30s in my early 20s. People talk about power imbalance but I wasn't his subordinate, we met at community college as grown ass adults. Looking back, nothing creepy about it.

Conservative irony/humor is often just saying stuff leftists actually would want.

People in my very white, "liberal" city are avoiding sushi restaurants, very "I'm not racist but..." I don't know as a part Japanese person I'm more offended that they're avoiding Asian style cuisine out of fear, or that they obviously think China and Japan are the same.

I mean, a lot of his base will be long dead by then with the way he's handling things.

I like how even your reply technically ratioed him.

You know there's trans men who have never been near Hollywood, right?

As an American, me neither.

Eddy is being a true boy by supporting his boy Sabrina.

They're saying "we charge you with genocide", being anti genocide is objectively moral.

Women can absolutely be incels. Deranged female incels posting stuff like this isn't exactly an abundant resource though, hence why these are largely dudes.

Really? Because a lot of the same people who support the LGBTQ community (and rightfully so) seem to also think a big age gap between two adults (such as a 32 yo dating a 20 yo they met as an adult) is not just creepy but pretty much pedophilia, I'd say they're pretty anti.

Same reason Tulsi was a Russian plant until she endorsed Biden and is now a hero. The only consistency the hackiest of partisan blue checks have is favoritism for people who play for their team.

Ok, but hear me out, a lot of the LGBTQ left also wants him to quit in 2024 because Bernie might run again.

I've never had these things happen irl lol Though the comment section is doing their darndest top disprove my assertion that they are purely fake scenarios, I must say

"We charge you with genocide". Listen to them, it doesn't even sound that close to what OP claims (which again, is only important if you actually care about truth rather than propaganda).

He didn't know the toys were alive, he was just a really weird, kinda creative kid if you think about it.

I mostly chose foods that would not make me feel like tired garbage. Kinda tells you a lot about inequality when it comes to health outcomes beyond just healthcare access. (That's a really heavy handed way to say I like fish and having energy and also abs)

Sure, if you have enough money to live comfortably and not be on the edge of homelessness, money isn't everything, but if you're too poor to even enjoy life, it means a hell of a lot.

The difference is I don't think he actually has a problem with this

Time sped up between 2008 and 2022 to be 3-4x faster, 3 months in the old times took almost a year, you can't convince me otherwise

Copying the Keemstar playbook of doxxing people you don't like followed by copying the Jake Paul playbook of playing dumb when you get called out on your terrible behavior, we've got a real winner here.

Idk man, I think Ian sounds like a mature adult just trying to work with the dude and explain his concerns while remaining fairly professional. I understand differences of opinion, but I feel like we're not even reading the same thing here.

Things that should be diagnostic criteria for personality disorders in the DSM

I wouldn't have thought you cheated (which is a weird thing to assume unless you've done so in the past), I'd just be mad you spoiled the punch line which is honestly just has bad, ruining jokes is a heinous act.

Given this was the last I heard from gun girl, I think he might have ended her.

Someone get this person a hobby stat, they're terminally bored.

So, to be clear... you think pedophilia is OK "if the child consents"? You sure you wanna go on record with that?

How about no one gets drafted and we have safer work conditions (and unionize every job)? I mean, you're saying women should suffer more, I think everyone should suffer less.

So you're saying in order to feel safe and have agency in a relationship, instead of dating a man who allows me these things, I should just date women. I thought there was no gay agenda, but after reading this I stand corrected-- and you make a convincing pro-lesbian argument.

I was tall for my age as a little girl, and was insecure about my muscular shoulders, though I did like that they helped me win swim events. This kind of shit would have done more to encourage me to quit sports than competing with trans girls ever could.

At first I thought "how titillating does she find clothing" until I read the second sentence.

Surprisingly, I think the wife might have the smallest L in this scenario.

Neither do I, and tbh I kinda wanna keep it that way.

Not really, I don't get why you're attributing his gender identity to Hollywood. You don't know him and don't know why he made the decision to come out.

I see misogyny a lot on the interweb, but this ain't it.

I disagree, mainly because I can actually find employment opportunities on LinkedIn and have a place to nest my resume so it doesn't get lost somewhere in the whatever cloud account my ADHD brain decided to put it in that I can't log into now.

Holy shit, she's got bones

Meanwhile they could have been generating a man and a gorilla wearing Christmas sweaters, which is much more fun

This might be the meanest tweet that's made me laugh.

I mean, sure, I'd take some more NSFW UA stuff. Bonus points if Eef is wearing his nurse outfit.

Yeah, a lot of people don't know that Autism Speaks is basically a nonprofit made up of the worst allies in existence with enough money to not listen to the people they're supposed to support rather than gaslight. I didn't know this until like 2015 and my sib is autistic tbf.

But you can probably pull off a lowwww v neck then (from experience).

DeSantis out here again making Trump look way more based than he deserves to be portrayed as, I see.

That's just called a school shooting

I loathe Donald Trump more than almost anyone, but just bc I think Biden is better doesn't mean I can't criticize him. Being better than the worst case scenario doesn't mean the alternative should be immune to criticism (even if it's not particularly constructive criticism).

That looks like AI. The problem with an AI generated family is sometimes you get this picture, and sometimes you generate it and half of them end up horrifically deformed. Come to think of it, that's kinda true for inbreeding in order to preserve "racial purity", too.

As a frequent gym goer, this is absolutely false. If you have clinical anxiety that needs to be treated.

Thanks for being an ally Wade, it actually means a lot just to hear cis men speak up about this.

This is satire, yeah?

1. Go to pornhub and stop using Twitter for self gratification

Wrong, he's going to be the last one standing

It's a direct response to your comment, how is it not relevant?

The KKK still exists to this day. How sheltered are you, exactly?

Let's be honest though, Bernie winning means Larry David will be on SNL playing Bernie for 4-8 years, and that's another pretty good reason to vote for him.

Pineapple on pizza is a disagreement. Racism is disgusting and reflects badly on you as a human.

RFK who? I can't hear you over the sound of how solid this woman's platform is. This is the populist challenger you want to get behind, America.

Being anti genocide, it sounds like