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I have an idea how to compete with AirBNB Hear me out… We buy a large building, split it into like 400 rooms… each room has its own bathroom, maybe a fridge. No kitchen because who cooks on vacation anyway? Rent each room by the night. Someone comes in the morning and cleans it for you, makes the bed and it’s INCLUDED in the price No hidden cleaning fees, booking fees, no bad ratings from mom and pop operators We’ll call it HAAS (housing as a service) Who’s in?

It takes a serious amount of ambition to get out of that crappy $150k/yr remoted job with low stress and flexible 40 hrs But if you don't take the leap you'll never get to earn $60k/yr working 90hrs/week for yourself always on call

If realtors don’t want to work for less than 6%, who’s going to tell me the important facts like: - bedroom count and square footage listed on Zillow - hardwood floors throughout - what a great school district it is as shown on Zillow - why backing up to a freeway isn’t that big of a deal

You guys could literally - Put $2million in a savings account paying 9% - Earn $35,000 every month - Retire What’s stopping you?

Can't believe this app is free

Bank said I can't afford a $2,400/month mortgage Looks like I'm stuck paying $3,600/month for rent

I decided to buy a house But the secret is I used an LLC and I’m renting it back to myself Extra income + tax write off = wealth creation

It takes a serious amount of ambition to get out of that crappy $150k/yr remoted job with low stress and flexible 40 hrs But if you don't take the leap you'll never get to earn $60k/yr working 90hrs/week for yourself always on call

Savings accounts are literally paying you 5% to do nothing What's stopping you from putting $3million in savings and living off $280k/yr for the rest of your life?

You could literally - Put $100k in a bank paying 9% interest - Live off the $6,000/month interest payments What’s stopping you?

Savings accounts are literally paying you 5% to do nothing What's stopping you from putting $3million in savings and living off $280k/yr for the rest of your life?

You could literally: - Open Wyoming LLC - Put house in LLC - Rent to yourself - Never pay taxes again for life Why aren't more people doing this?

My wife and I played a game where we both came up with a list of 3 people we get a free pass to sleep with My list was - Jessica Alba - Sydney Sweeney - Anne Hathaway Hers was: - The cute barista at Starbucks - My best friend - My brother

Savings accounts are paying 5% If you just put $2million in one you could have $300k every year to live on

Guy in my bowling league was bragging about his 2.9% mortgage rate, said he's never paying it off So I found out what bank it was through, called them up and paid off the entire $367,452 balance Joke's on him!

My bank said I can't afford a $2500/month mortgage payment Looks like it's back to paying $3500/month for rent then

I have an idea how to compete with AirBNB Hear me out… We buy a large building, split it into like 400 rooms… each room has its own bathroom, maybe a fridge. No kitchen because who cooks on vacation anyway? Rent each room by the night. Someone comes in the morning and cleans it for you, makes the bed and it’s INCLUDED in the price No hidden cleaning fees, booking fees, no bad ratings from mom and pop operators We’ll call it HAAS (housing as a service) Who’s in?

I have this friend And his wife makes $900,000/yr as an OnlyFans model He's a stay at home dad and shitposts on Twitter all day to make $152/month They want to buy a house but can't get approved for a mortgage because no w2 What would you tell them? 🤔

Savings accounts are literally paying you 5% to do nothing What's stopping you from putting $3million in savings and living off $280k/yr for the rest of your life?

I have this friend And his wife makes $900,000/yr as an OnlyFans model He's a stay at home dad and shitposts on Twitter all day to make $152/month They want to buy a house but can't get approved for a mortgage because no w2 What would you tell them? 🤔

Any ideas what I could use this empty space for?

Savings accounts are literally paying you 5% to do nothing What's stopping you from putting $3million in savings and living off $280k/yr for the rest of your life?

You guys could literally - Put $2million in a savings account paying 9% - Earn $35,000 every month - Retire What’s stopping you?

If realtors don’t want to work for less than 6%, who’s going to tell me the important facts like: - bedroom count and square footage listed on Zillow - hardwood floors throughout - what a great school district it is as shown on Zillow - why backing up to a freeway isn’t that big of a deal

Savings accounts are paying 5% If you just put $2million in one you could have $300k every year to live on

My wife wants to put a Christmas tree up here but I think it would look dumb What would you put up here?

Unpopular opinion: Having a dog is basically the same thing as having a kid

I don't care what anyone says Having a dog is 100% the same as having a kid

Instead of going to work today you could: - Clean your neighbor's trash bins - Charge $150 each - Do 20 a day - Make $900,000/yr Why aren't more people doing this?

I have this friend And his wife makes $900,000/yr as an OnlyFans model He's a stay at home dad and shitposts on Twitter all day to make $152/month They want to buy a house but can't get approved for a mortgage because no w2 What would you tell them? 🤔

Instead of being poor you could literally: - Deposit $2million into a CD paying 8% interest - Collect $15,000/month - Never have to work again What’s stopping you?

Name a better investment for a 22y/o than whole life insurance I'll wait